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2006-09-11T19:34:00.000-05:00

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Spotted In Town

2006-09-05T16:23:00.000-05:00

Just for fun, some Sim Me's I've spotted walking around town. And one that's keeping busy doing other things...

Aero Choxie

Jim Pyrate

Rosita Youngblood

Sgt Heather Simaholic

Vilma (uhh forgot her last name LOL!)

Elsewhere in town:

Mortimer Goth and Dina Caliente Goth had a baby girl. They named her Belle (kinda creepy, don't you think).

Sadly, he died the next day.

Also in the Goth family, it seems that Don Lothario has been stepping out on his wife, Cassandra, once again. This time he has a new girlfriend, Lisa Raye. Better hope your wife doesn't find out Donnie Boy.

<- UPDATES: Jamie & Maja /MARCIE: Getting the Truth ->

UPDATES: Jamie & Maja

2006-09-05T16:00:00.000-05:00

Two quick updates:

JAMIE:

Jamie and Keith's oldest daughter, Jenna, has grown up into a beautiful little girl. Here she is on her first day of school. She loves playing the piano and her best friend is Benedict Manbeast.

Jamie and Keith also had a set of twin girls together, who are now toddlers.

Here's Jacki, who incidentally looks exactly like her big sister Jenna.

And this is little Jodi.

Keith got his final promotion to General.

(NOTE: If he looks like he lost his muscles, that's because he does while he's in his uniform. He gets them back when he gets dressed or takes a shower).

Jamie is still working as a Freelance Artist and selling her paintings here and there at her Starving Artist Yard Sales. She recently joined her friend Kimberly's all girl band, The Hot Mamas.

MAJA:

Maja and her family were settling into their new house pretty well. They were making friends in the new area of their neighborhood that they hadn't met while living in their old house.

The kids however, seemed to be having a little more difficult of a time adjusting

Booooo you suck Mister! My Daddy could out-play you with one arm tied behind his back!

Are you teasin' me kid?

N-n-n-n-no Sir.

BANG! You're dead Gabby!

Mommy! Luke shot me again!

But one positive change was that Maja and Luke seemed to be getting closer to each other. He had always kept his distance from her, so you can imagine her surprise when he asked Maja to help him study for his spelling test. He came home the next day with an A+.

<- HEL: Hel & Maja /Spotted in Town ->

HEL: Hel and Maja

2006-09-05T15:05:00.000-05:00

When we last checked in with Hel, her husband Jerry had just gotten a new job as a Pickpocket through his friend Jesse Jagger. Hel was going along with it, even though she wasn't happy about it. She thought maybe Jerry will get it out of his system, then go back to his Resident job.

Meanwhile, Hel worked really hard at getting all the promotions that came around, and was steadily working her way up the ladder.

During this time, Hayley grew up from a toddler to a little girl.
(She has some features that she has to grow into - a problem that a lot of our Gen 2 kids seem to have, but there's a very beautiful girl under what that hair is hiding).

After a long time of doing nothing but working, studying, and taking care of Hayley and the house, Hel decided it was time for a little fun in her life. It had been a while since she had seen Aron, and she had never gotten to really know his wife, Maja. So she invited them over for some burgers.

Hel and Maja got along right from the start.

Canada? But it's so COLD up there Maja!

Ahhh but it's better than year-round heat!

I don't know. I think my dream place to live would be the beach. I want the sun and the heat.

You say that now, but if you lived there every day you'd change your mind.

But Aron told me that you grew up here Maja.

I uh...oh look, Aron's playing the keyboard.

Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, Cat, go.
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes...

Woooo Go Aron!

Sing it Stud Muffin!

As they were enjoying Aron's singing, Hel got called in to work. Jerry was out on a job, leaving Hel in need of a last-minute sitter for Hayley.

Maja? Would you mind staying here just until Jerry gets home? It shouldn't be long.

I'd love to! We have a sitter for a few more hours. We'll take good care of Hayley for you.

Just after Hel left, Hayley approached Maja.

Aunt Maja? Can you play dolls with me?

Sure.

Ok, you be the Mommy and I'll be the Daddy. I'm tired after a long day at work and all I want to do is watch TV and drink a lot of beer.

Hayley, is that how your Daddy treats your Mommy?

No. I saw it on The Simpsons.

Finally it got to be dinner time, so Maja thought she'd better put the burgers on for Hayley.

Unfortunately Maja didn't have a lot of practice in cooking burgers, and burned them a little bit.

Finally, as Maja was on her second burned burger, Jerry got home.

Whoa Aron, you're smellin' pretty ripe there boy.

Yeah I'm feeling about as well done as Maja's burgers.

I heard that Aron.

Late that night, Hel came home with especially good news.

She had gotten another promotion.

Well someone has to have a steady job around here in case Jerry goes and gets himself arrested.

Very true Hel.

Hel Career Update: General Practioner
Jerry Career Update: Bagman

<- CARL: Bad Timing /UPDATES: Jamie & Maja ->

CARL: Bad Timing

2006-09-04T21:35:00.000-05:00

Being a Mr. Nanny was a demanding job. Between Jett, Cally and taking care of the house, Carl had his hands full. By the time night fell, he was usually running on empty.

Aria had gotten home from work, exhausted from a long day at the lab, and had gone straight to bed. It had been a particularly demanding day for Carl as well, and he was looking forward to doing nothing more than climbing in bed with is wife, and falling asleep.

But when he walked in the room, he discovered that someone had already beat him to his side of the bed. He couldn't see who was in the bed with her, but he heard the unmistakable sounds of woohoo coming from underneath his covers. Too tired to fight, he turned his back, went to the guest room, and collapsed in bed for the night.

But Carl wasn't the only one watching. And the other person who caught Aria, did see who she had cheated with. And now she was mad. Very mad.

Aria had fallen asleep after her romp in the hay with her new boyfriend, but had suddenly awoken to the noise of something banging on her door. She got out of bed and slowly opened the door, only to find that nobody was there. Then she heard it. It was Cally crying from the kitchen.

What is Cally doing in the kitchen at this time of night?

As she turned the corner on her way into the kitchen, the ghost of Deb suddenly jumped out of nowhere.

Slut!

Aria tried to scream, but nothing came out. Oh my God, I must be dreaming. I thought I saw Deb. No. It can't be. Deb is dead! I need some fresh air.

You can't hide out here Aria! I saw what you did!

No Deb, you're dead!

Aria was starting to get scared. She knew now that she was fully awake and wasn't dreaming at all. Deb was here and she was out to get her. Had she seen us? Does she know?

Aria ran back inside and into the living room, hoping to find something to defend herself with.

You need to learn to keep your hands off of my husband!

But Deb, he's lonely! I was helping him!

LIAR!!!

Deb's voice boomed out, letting Aria know she was very mad and wasn't going to let up. Aria started to panic. She had heard about how dangerous an angry ghost can be. She wasn't going down without a fight.

Oh yeah? Well he told me that I was better than you EVER were. And you know what else? I was going to resurrect you Deb, but I won't now. Sure, I wanted to bring you back as a Zombie, but at least then you'd be alive to see your precious daughter grow up. What are you going to see now Deb? Huh?

Deb?

Deb? Where'd you go? What's the matter Deb? Truth hurts?

As Aria turned around to head back to her room, an arrogant smirk on her face, Deb jumped out in front of her again.

THIS ONE'S FOR MY DAUGHTER, BITCH!

Aria was pulled into Deb's gaze, seeing the blood and rage in her eyes. She knew at that moment, that her life was over.

Aria put her hand to her chest, unable to find her heartbeat.

Goodbye cruel world.

Aria collapsed, ironically only feet from the urn that held Deb's ashes. As Grimmy looked over Aria's body and made sure that whis wasn't another cruel joke by Gabriel (the angel, for those of you that didn't get the joke), Deb stayed close, enjoying the sight of her successful haunting.

A close-up of Deb's face. She sure does look awfully happy, doesn't she?

As Deb started to float away, pleased with her success, she suddenly stopped short.

Am I hearing what I think I'm hearing?

OH NO HE ISN'T! He didn't even cry when I died, and he's crying over HER? Oh he is going DOWN!

As Grimmy collected Aria's body, Deb took care of The Count.

I'm watching you RIVER!

AAAAAHHHH! I'm not seeing you. You're not here. You're dead. I'm hallucinating. I'm distraught. Yes, that's it. Distraught over Aria.

As The Count headed into the kitchen for a drink, an eerie laugh echoed through the hallways.

Carl seemed to handle his wife's affair and death with some difficulty. The Doctor said he'll be ok after a few more shock treatments.

A short time later, Cally had a birthday. Sadly nobody was around to throw her a party. With Aria and Deb gone, and The Count asleep, and Carl working through his little problem with lunacy, Cally celebrated her birthday with the only person left.

Hey Jett, do you think our Moms are up there watching us?

No way Cally. My mom is still here. But she is watching me. Sometimes she sits next to my bed and keeps me company. I read my book outloud to her at night so she doesn't get lonely.

Do you think my mom will stick around too Jett?

I don't know. Maybe.

<- The Pleasant View /HEL: Hel & Maja ->

The Pleasant View

2006-09-03T15:00:00.000-05:00

*NOTE: This chapter contains one image of partial nudity.*

Welcome to the first edition of The Pleasant View. Here at the Pleasant View, we take our news reporting very seriously. You will find absolutely no over-the-fence gossip here. All of our stories have been investigated and found to be 100% truthful.

It is with great sadness that this reporter reports the first report. Famous author and Chef, DW Bluepen, died a tragic death while...wait, this can't be right. Uh...it appears he passed away while playing his piano. The cause of death was a fire?
*reporter shouts off stage* Who wrote this crap? Oh. We have a picture? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a picture.

Ohhh that had to hurt. A now, a brief word from The Grim Reaper.

All right Beans, what'd you do this time?

Me? I didn't do it.

*Alvin walks away slowly, whistling innocently*

This just in! This picture was just snapped by our roving reporter while out casually strolling the neighborhood.

Is this Mayor hopeful, CeeCee Jagger? It certainly looks like her, in the flesh - all of it. And that doesn't appear to be her super hunky husband either. Hmmm wonder what other skeletons our up and coming politician has in her bare closet?

That's it for today's edition of The Pleasant View. Til next time...

<- KIMBERLY: Dreams / CARL: Bad Timing ->

KIMBERLY: Dreams

2006-09-03T14:19:00.000-05:00

Kimberly and Dean had three children:

Lucia, who was a young girl ...

... their toddler daughter, Lila ...

... and an infant son, Leo.

Kimberly had quit her job in the Fast Food industry to stay home with her children, a decision she never regretted. Dean was doing well with his job and they were doing fine on the one income.

Kimberly had even gotten to know several of the other moms in town.

Hey do you know Darren Dreamer?

I think so, yeah.

Well I happen to know that every time he cooks Macaroni and Cheese, he burns it.

Get out! That's the easiest thing in the world to cook.

Yup. Then he eats it and pretends to like it.

Ewwwww.

Kimberly was enjoying her life. She had everything she ever wanted...except one thing.

Hey Beautiful, why the long face?

Oh I don't know. Just thinking I guess.

About what?

My dreams. All the things I wanted to do in my life. I guess I realized that I haven't done a single one of them Dean.

Well let's do them. What is it you wanted to do?

It's kind of silly...

Nothing you say is silly Kim. C'mon, what is it you wanted to do?

Well. Dean. I love you very much and I love the kids too but I ... I don't know. I guess I feel like I'm missing something. Like there's part of me missing.

And that part is?

I always wanted to be in a band. You know, give concerts. Stuff like that. Is that silly?

Dean scooted a little closer to his wife and put his arm around her.

I've heard you sing Kim. I don't think that's silly at all. I think you should do it.

You do?

Definitely. Do you know anybody else that would do it with you?

One girl who's really good and I know would love to do it. She's a stay at home mom too and is feeling the same way I am. Then there's another girl who I think, with a little more practice, could be a really good drummer.

Ok then. Get them together and start your band Kim. I'll help you any way I can. Do you have a name picked out yet?

Yes I do.

The Hot Mamas

<- OYDIE: Her Worst Day / The Pleasant View ->

OYDIE: Her Worst Day

2006-09-02T16:33:00.000-05:00

WARNING: This chapter covers a sensitive topic and may be disturbing for some readers.

It was another exhausting day for Oydie. The only thing that made this day different from all the other days though, is that Gunnar had the day off of work. He helped out a little bit, but with his 2 hour workout schedule, and his need to study up on the latest cooking trends, he wasn't much help. She spent the day running back and forth like she usually did.

In fact, she was so busy that she never noticed Gunnar logging on to the computer and turning the chat program on.

As she was in her room putting the laundry away, Gunnar came in to confront her with what he had just discovered.

Who is he?

What?

You're cheating on me!

I am not!

Then who's this guy you're talking to online!

Gunnar, are you spying on me?

Don't change the subject Oydie. Who is this guy?

He's just a friend. Somebody I can talk to. I swear, I haven't even met him!

I can't believe you'd cheat on me Oydie. After all these years!

Believe what you want to Gunnar. I'm not cheating on you!

Well if you think you're leaving me - taking my boys away from me, you're wrong.

Gunnar, you're misunderstanding it, that's all. It was nothing - I promise!

Oydie, I'm warning you. When I find out who this guy is...

Gunnar! You're scaring me!

As Oydie tried to push her way past Gunnar, he grabbed her arm.

Where do you think you're going?

Oydie started to cry when she saw the look on her husband's face.

Gunnar, please. I'm scared. I need to go check on the kids.

Check on the kids? Do you think I'm stupid?! You're going to take them and leave to go be with this TestTube guy!

Gunnar!

Before she could say another word, Gunnar lifted his fist up and aimed for Oydie's face. She put her hands up but failed to defend herself.

The force of the impact drove her to the floor. A searing pain shot through her eye and into her cheek. She lay still on floor, afraid to move.

DAMMIT OYDIE!

Gunnar turned and left the room, passing Alex on his way out.

Mommy?

Mommy? Are you okay?

Alex let out a gasp when he saw his mother, who was pulling herself up off the floor.

Mommy? What happened?

I'm ok Alex. Where's Daddy?

He left. Mommy, did Daddy hurt you?

Oydie sat down on the chair and pulled Alex up on to her lap, holding him in a comforting embrace.

It's going to be ok Alex.

Later that night, a man logged on to his computer.

TestTubeMan: Oydie? Where have you been all day?
OydieGrl: At the hospital.
TestTubeMan: Hospital? Are you okay?
TestTubeMan: Hello? Oydie are you still there?
OydieGrl: I think my husband left me.
TestTubeMan: I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do for you?
OydieGrl: There's nothing you can do through a computer screen Ernie.
TestTubeMan: Well ... Oydie I want to see you and I want to help you, but I don't want to cause more problems or make things tougher on you.
OydieGrl: I feel so alone.
TestTubeMan: I'm worried about you Oydie. If you ever need anything, call me. My number's 555-3874.
OydieGrl: Thank you so much Ernie.

<- OYDIE: The Family Grows /KIMBERLY: Dreams ->

OYDIE: The Family Grows

2006-09-01T16:36:00.000-05:00

Oydie was starting to feel the stress of having two toddlers and two infants in the house. She hadn't been at work in what felt like years. As much as she loved her children, she missed her job and her friends.

She was up every morning at the crack of dawn just in time to feed and change the babies. Then it was time to get the toddlers to the potty, and get them breakfast. The rest of the day was spent running back and forth with bottles, diapers, and toting her children to the bath and back.

And just when she thought she had a system down, something would break.

Excuse me, but I have to get into the fridge.

In a minute Lady.

Sir, my son is screaming for his bottle. Please just let me get in the fridge. I won't get in your way.

Look Lady. First off, you already are in my way. Second, you want this thing fixed or not?

Well yes I do but...

Then back off and let me fix it.

MAMA! Me want baba!

Oydie finally had no other option but to raise her voice to the repairman.

Listen you...you...MAN! You either get out of my way or I'm going to call my husband and have him come over here and ... and ... squash you like the bug that you are!

She crossed her arms, and nodded her head at him, thinking that would do the trick.

The repairman stood up, looked her up and down, then wiped his hands on a rag he pulled out of his pocket.

Get over yourself Lady. It's fixed. I'll send the bill to your big bad husband.

After a long day at work, Gunnar got home, climbed in the shower, then walked into the kitchen for a cold drink. He was shocked to see the bottles covering the floor, and the dirty dishes all over the counters.

Geez Oydie. This place is a mess! What have you been doing all day?

Oydie paused in mid-bite, her fork hanging half out of her mouth. Oh he did not just say that. She slammed her fork down on her plate, pushed herself back from the table and turned to her husband.

What have I been doing all day? You want to know what I've been doing all day Gunnar, while you were off making your piddly paycheck flipping burgers? Well, I changed 16 diapers today. I gave 4 baths. No wait, 5. I forgot about the extra bath I had to give Alexander after he discovered how much fun it was to play in his pee. I stood in the bathroom for a total of 1 hour and 22 minutes, waiting for your boys to go wee-wee in the potty. I mopped the bathrooms, fixed the tub, cleaned the kitchen - twice - fought with the repairman, who incidentally overcharged us for the repair of the compactor, and fixed 20 bottles. And you know what? I'm not even close to done yet!

Well, I didn't really mean...

And I'm doing all of this on 2 hours of sleep after staying up all night with Ben who's cutting his teeth and screamed in my ear all night last night. But you didn't hear him, did you?

No I uhhh...

No. Because you're the bread winner here suddenly aren't you? I don't get to go to my job anymore. Somehow I got suckered into staying home with the kids all the time, giving up my job and my friends, so that I can spend all day wiping butts!

But Oydie...

And if you've looked at our checking account lately Gunnar, we don't have much in there. So you'd better get busy and either get me a Nanny or get a freakin' promotion. But until then GET OFF MY BACK!

Are you done?

Yes.

Good. I'm going to say hi to the boys.

Oydie walked into the kitchen and started cleaning up. She dumped the old milk out of the bottles and threw them, along with the dishes, into the dishwasher, slamming the door shut loudly.

As she was walking back out, she started crying. It wasn't their first fight, and she was getting tired of it all.

She didn't realize that Gunnar was right around the corner, listening to his wife's sobs.

Oydie. Hey. Cheer up. It's not that bad, is it?

Yes Gunnar, it is that bad.

Why? It's not like you're pregnant again.

Oydie's loud wail told Gunnar that he wasn't helping.

Fine Oydie. I guess there's no talking to you. I have stuff to do.

But Oydie was pregnant again and was, once again, expecting twins.

Over the next several months, they celebrated four birthdays. First the boys grew up.

Alexander

Benedict

Then the girls grew up into toddlers.

Celestine

Darianna

And then, in the middle of the night, her third set of twins arrived.

Erika was the first born...

...followed by her twin sister, Felicity.

Late that night, Oydie logged on to her computer. She turned on her chat program, looking for that one name that she hoped was also online. Her heart skipped a beat when she saw it.

OydieGrl: Hey you.
TestTubeMan: Hey yourself.
OydieGrl: I was hoping you'd be on.
TestTubeMan: Me too. Everything ok?
OydieGrl: It is now.

<- MAJA: Movin' Up / OYDIE: Her Worst Day ->

MAJA: Movin' Up

2006-09-01T15:56:00.000-05:00

Maja was doing very well at work, and it wasn't going unnoticed by her employers. Maja had managed to work her way up to Vice President, and could see that the title of Business Diva was within her grasp.

She celebrated by going out and buying herself a new convertible. She loved the way that her newly straightened hair felt as it blew around in the wind while she was racing through the side streets.

She was making more friends at work also.

She invited Dirk Dreamer over for dinner one night, but was surprised to see that Aron already had some friends over. She called for a pizza, then sat down and talked with Dirk about a passion of his - cooking.

So, when you make Sunny Side Up eggs, do you flip them or leave them uncooked?

You leave them uncooked. If you flip them, that's called Over Easy.

Ohhhh that's why Aron makes those faces at me when I cook his eggs.

A few days later, she invited her friend Aero home from work.

What are you guys doing?

Dancing! C'mon Aero, it's fun!

No thanks. I think I'll pass.

What's wrong with his face?

That's his Seductive Dancing Face. Sexy, isn't it?

Actually I'm starting to feel a little nauseous.

And it wasn't much later, that the kids birthday had come around.

First Luke grew up into a handsome boy.

Hey, what're you doin' jumpin' on that bed there Luke?

Sorry Daddy!

Don't be sorry. Just move over. Daddy wants to jump witcha.

*NOTE: At this point, and after dealing with many glitches and problems, I realized that the Parsons lot was bugged and I needed to move them out. So the kids birthday ended up being split up into two different days.

This is the new Parsons residence. It has two bedrooms, 3 full baths, a nice open kitchen, a fireplace, and a 2-car driveway.

Maja was very excited to have a new house to go along with her new car and her new hair, and couldn't wait to get inside.

Uh Sugar Lips? Before you go in...

In a minute Hot Stuff! I want to see our house!

Wait. Uh, Honey Pie...

Aron?!

She put Gabriella down on the floor and rubbed her eyes. She must be dreaming. Is her house really...

...empty?

But Hunk 'o Love, where is all of our stuff?

Don't worry Apple Dumplin's, it's on it's way. It's all being delivered.

Maja crossed her arms and lowered her voice just a touch.

Aron Parsons, you had better not have sold our stuff to afford this house.

Uh Love Muffin, you forgot to use a nickname.

I'm not in a nick-namey mood. Where are my things? I worked really hard for those things!

Aron walked over and put his arm around Maja.

Sweetums, I promise. Everything is on it's way, along with some new beds for the kids.

That night, Gabriella grew up into a little girl and the next morning was on her way to school.

And I'm happy to report, that everything was indeed delivered later that day.

Maja Career Update: Vice President
Aron Career Update: Resident

<- JETT: Update One /OYDIE: The Family Grows ->

JETT: Update One

2006-08-31T19:30:00.000-05:00

*NOTE: This post represents not only my 100th Legacy Girls post, but the official beginning my first Generation Two update. Enjoy!

Dear Diary,

I was only a little girl when my mother died, but I have some good memories of her. She used to read to me every night before bed. I'll never forget the songs we sang together either. My favorite was always "You Are My Sunshine".

The last time I saw her was just as I was going to bed for the night. She was in the kitchen with The Count. He's my father.

She was talking about somebody named Beans and how she wanted to trick her into letting them have another baby. I was really excited, and thought that I would be getting a baby brother or sister. Then, the next morning, Mommy died.

I have a secret best friend, one that I can't tell The Count about. He knows that I know him, but doesn't know how much I like him. My friend told me that there is a thing that can bring dead people back to life. I thought he was lying at first, but his big brother said it was true.

When I grow up, I'm going to find this thing and bring my Mommy back.

My Mr Nanny, Carl, gave me a really special birthday gift. He painted my room pink for me, and bought me a new matching quilt. I don't think The Count has seen it yet. He wouldn't like it at all.

The Count actually cooked me dinner tonight, if that's what you want to call it. It was just the Macaroni and Cheese from a box, but he was pretty proud of himself. Then he started talking about my future and how I was going to save the Vampire race.

I told him that vampirism isn't a race. You aren't born with it, you change into one when you're bitten. So technically, I wouldn't be saving any race, just the ability to kill people.

He asked me where I heard that, so I told him. It was on the Discovery Channel, of course.

Then my Mr Nanny sat down to eat too. I thought maybe The Count would stop, but he kept going on and on about how it was time for me to start my training with Aria, and how I'm going to save them all and it's my destiny and blah blah blah.

I don't want to do his stupid training and I don't want to be his stupid Protector. It's his fault that Mommy's dead. I hate him. I can't wait until I'm old enough to leave here. I asked my Mr Nanny to take me with him when he leaves, but he said he can't.

I have another secret too. I can still see Mommy. She's not always here, but sometimes I see her floating around. She looks sad, like she's not sure if she's dead or not.

And she's not happy with The Count either.

Sometimes I see her watching him, and she looks very angry. I hope she scares him to death. Than I can live with my Mr Nanny until I grow up. I wonder if you can even kill a Vampire that way?

Ok Diary, now I'm going to tell you my biggest secret. I'm going to tell you who my best friend is, but you have to promise not to tell The Count.

My best friend is a boy named Beau Broke. He's in my class at school. I tell The Count that I'm going to the library, but I really go over to Beau's house.

Yesterday Beau said I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen in his whole entire life. I told him he was the prettiest boy I'd ever seen in my whole entire life. Then he said that if he was grown up, he'd marry me. So we promised each other that when we grow up, we'd marry each other.

But I can't tell The Count that I like Beau. He'll ground me forever.

Uh oh. The Count is coming and I'm supposed to be sleeping. Good night!

<- UPDATES: Di Giorgios /MAJA: Movin' Up ->

UPDATES: Di Giorgios

2006-08-30T18:00:00.000-05:00

Hey Angelia, whatcha doing?

Changing Marina's diaper. Again.

You know, a few of us were wondering how you and Armand would get along with the whole diaper situation. You two being Romance sims and all.

Everything seems to be coming out ok.

Ewww. Bad pun Angelia. What I meant was, that you'd bottom out because of your fear of changing diapers.

Fear of changing diapers? That's ridiculous.

Oh, well that's good news.

Later on, after Armand and Angelia have dinner together...

Oh hey guys. Glad I caught you. I was wondering...did you two ever consider getting engaged or ummm...married?

*dead silence*

Oh that's funny! Us? Married? Good one Beans!

You know, that's a good question. Why can't we get married?

Cause we're *laughing* Romance sims!

Can't we be married and still be romantic?

Huh?

*Armand looks at the Author, then back at Angelia again*

Ang, I want to marry you. I can ignore my wants to woohoo with other sims, if it means spending my life with you.

Armand!

I mean it Angelia. I love you and I love our kids. C'mon. We can do this.

Maybe you should think about this some more.

Actually...

I've been thinking about it a lot lately. C'mon Ang. Will you marry me?

I can't believe I'm saying this but ... yes!

Whoa, I didn't expect that. You two feeling ok?

Uh, yeah I'm feeling pretty good. I'm still in yellow actually. How about you Armand?

Still in platinum, so I'm good.

Wanna get married tonight?

(in unison) NO! We'll wait for a few days, if that's ok with you.

While we were waiting for them to get up the nerve to say their I Do's, the twins birthday came rolling around.

First Morgan grew up...

...followed by his twin sister Marina.

Armand and Angelia decided that they had better say their vows quickly before either of them rolled a fear of getting married. So, the gig was on.

I, Armand, promise to ignore all my desires to woohoo with anyone else, and focus only on you Angelia.

I, Angelia, promise not to follow up on the want to flirt with Orion that's been stuck in my wants panel for weeks now, and only flirt with you.

Wait a minute...you want to ...

(Pssst. Ignore it Armand. Keep going.)

Whoa. What just happened? I feel kind of dizzy.

You did it! You're married!

Mar...mar...oh no! What have I done!

Wait Angelia. You're married to HIM!

Oh yeahhhhhhh!

*NOTE: The engagement and wedding went off without even denting their moods. Post wedding, Angelia and Armand were both still in Platinum status. I'd think they were stuck if they didn't dip down to green just after moving in.*

<- UPDATES: Part 2 / JETT: Update One ->

UPDATES: Part Two

2006-08-30T17:39:00.000-05:00

In case you've never done this kid thing before, infants tend to grow up into toddlers.

Celeste Jagger, daughter of CeeCee & Tucker

Beau Thompson, son of Jenn & Wallis Thompson (Ron whatshisname, biologically speaking).

Darcy Dreamer, daughter of Dawn and Darren (Did I even announce her birth? This is daughter #2 for them).

Cally Wonderboy, daughter of Carl and Aria.

Alexander Manbeast, son of Oydie and Gunnar.

Benedict Manbeast, son of Oydie and Gunnar.

And toddlers tend to grow up into young children.

Chase Jagger, son of Beans & Jag.

Chad Jagger, son of Beans & Jag.

Jackson Jagger, son of Ned, stepson of Theresa.

Wayne G. Phelps, son of Audra & Jason

Jett Von Tristenburg, daughter of Deb & The Count.

Dana Dreamer, older daughter of Dawn and Darren (talking on the phone to Jett Von Tristenburg).

Davy Bluepen, son of DW & Alvin.

Tristan Walton, son of Ivy and Elmer.

Whew. I think that's everyone. *wipes brow*

Of course there are still the Di Giorgio twins...

<- UPDATES: Part One / UPDATES: Di Giorgios ->

UPDATES: Part One

2006-08-30T16:59:00.000-05:00

Q: Based on Murphy's Law, when is your female Sims most likely to go into labor?
A: Just as her husband is pulling away from the house, on his way to work.

Such was the case for:

Audra...

Jenn...

Kate...

...and Oydie.

And introducing their new babies:

Brett Hull Phelps, son of Audra and Jason Phelps

Nicole Thompson, daughter of Jenn and Wallis Thompson

Jay Brown, son of Kate and Trent Brown

And Jay's twin brother, Justin Brown.

Celestine Manbeast, daughter of Oydie and Gunnar Manbeast

And her twin sister, Darianna (sorry for the bad shot...got a little excited. She looks just like her sister with beautiful blue eyes and dark eyebrows).

*NOTE: Celestine and Darianna represent my very first ever Cheesecake twins.

<- BEANS: Missing Jag / UPDATES: Part Two ->

BEANS: Missing Jag

2006-08-30T15:00:00.000-05:00

The hat sat on Suzy's kitchen table, a constant reminder that her husband wasn't coming home anymore. Finally, she couldn't bear to look at it any longer. She took it outside and put it in the garbage can, just as the collection truck was approaching her house. She stood on her patio and watched the men climb out of the truck, collect the trash, and carry her husband's hat down the street with the rest of the waste. She walked back inside, and laid down for a nap.

Suzy had promised herself she'd be brave for the sake of her boys. The last thing Jag had said to her was for her to take care of their sons while he was gone. Although that was going to be longer than she has thought it would be, she wasn't about to let him down.

She picked up Chad and held him to her shoulder.

I love you Chad.

Daddy? Home?

Beans choked back the tears and forced herself to remain strong.

No Sweetie. Daddy's not home. He lives with the Angels now, remember?

She kissed him on the forehead and put him down on the floor, directing him towards one of his toys.

Then she walked over and picked up Chase.

Mommy cwying gain?

She held Chase out and looked at him. He looks so much like Jag.

No Sweetie. Mommy's not crying. Why don't you go play with your brother while Mommy takes a shower ok?

That night, after getting the boys bathed and in bed for the night, Suzy prepared to get into bed herself. She walked over and reached her hand out to grab the covers. Then she froze.

This was the bed that she had shared with Jag. This is where the boys were conceived. This is where they spent their last night together.

Suzy broke down in tears. Maybe she'd been trying to hold it all in too much. She let everything out as she stood in her room and sobbed.

Jag...why didn't you just stay here? Why wasn't I enough for you?

She thought about what life held for her now. A life of emptiness and loneliness. The boys would eventually grow up and move out and she would be alone. Alone. Something she thought she had wanted, but realized now that she was scared of.

She thought back to her childhood to the day her mother died. The day she was left alone. The first day that she heard, what her grandmother always called "The Gift". It was no gift to her, and she worked hard at blocking it out. She hadn't wanted to hear or see any of the people from the other side, until now. Maybe she could see Jag one more time.

No. No it would only hurt. It wouldn't be the same. I couldn't touch him or ... no. Just keep it turned off Suzy.

She put her hands over her face to muffle the sounds of her cries, afraid she was going to wake the boys up. That's when she felt it.

A hand touched her shoulder.

Go away! Leave me alone!

She yelled out to the empty air, hoping that whatever was manifesting itself would be able to hear her.

Suzanne. I'm right here.

No! No I don't want to see you like this. I want the real Jag. Go away!

The real Jag? Honey, I am the real Jag.

Please. I don't want to see these things again.

Suzanne. Look at me. It's me. Jag. I'm home.

Suzy looked up and saw Jag standing next to her. Still unsure if what she was seeing was real or not, she put her hands on his shoulder. When she realizes that she was feeling a live person, she gasped loudly.

JAG!

Hi Suzanne.

They said you were dead!

Dead? Ha. It takes more than a pipsqueak vampire, or three, to kill me off.

After a long and passionate kiss, mixed with a little bit of laughter and tears, she finally was able to ask the questions that were flowing through her mind.

Where have you been Jag? Do you realize how long it's been? You didn't even call me!

Whoa...slow down Suzanne. I pulled the job off - we managed to get the woman away from the vampire that kidnapped her, but I sent her fiance ahead to the airstrip with her, while I stayed back and fought the vampires.

Vampires? There was more than one?

Yeah. It turns out he had a brother and sister too.

Jag I don't think I want to hear this.

I understand. Basically, they went on ahead without me. I thought I could charter another plane out, but the border was shut down, so I had to find another way out of the country which took longer than I thought it would.

But...that guy. He had your hat. He said...

Ah. My hat. Yeah somebody swiped my hat and my wallet while I was sleeping one night. I woke up when they were trying to pull my boots off.

Oh. Ok well you still could have called me Jag. Everyone thinks your dead! Your brothers...we had a memorial service for you! Do you realize what that was like for us? For the boys?

I tried to call! Don't you answer the phone?

Oh. No actually I don't. I'm tired of hearing "I'm so sorry".

Suzanne.

Yeah?

I'm sorry that I left. I know you probably don't believe me, but I promise you that I'll never leave again.

I do believe you Jag. Want to know why?

Why?

Cause I threw your hat away.

Jag pulled his wife closer.

Good.

<- BABY NEWS: Jenn /UPDATES: Part One ->

BABY NEWS: Jenn

2006-08-29T08:10:00.000-05:00

After talking the situation over with Wallis, Jenn decided to try one more time to let Ron know that he was going to be a father. She wrote him a letter and sent it by certified mail. Despite the fact that Ron had signed for the letter, she still never heard from him.

Even though he didn't know Ron, Wallis was getting frustrated with his lack of involvement.

How can he not want to be part of this? Even in my Romance days, I wouldn't have just ignored something like this.

Hey Wallis, wanna get married?

Are you proposing to me Jenn?

Yeah. I guess I am.

Yes I do.

Jenn and Wallis drove down to the Justice of the Peace later that evening and exchanged vows. They celebrated with a game of chess.

*click the image to view a video of Jenn & Wallis's chess game. Video will open outside of your browser. There is no sound on this video. Size= 2.98MB*

Hey Jenn.

Yeah?

Do you want to have a baby?

Geez Wallis. Where have you been.

No. I mean...with me. Don't you want to have one together?

We're not allowed to. There's some weird One Kid rule in this neighborhood.

*Wallis hung his head slightly*

Oh.

It wasn't long before the labor pains hit and the baby was on it's way into the world. It appears as if Wallis thinks that Jenn looks pretty good in pain.

And soon enough, she was holding her new son.

Wooooo! Yea little...uh, what are you naming him?

Beau. Beau Thompson.

He's getting my last name?

Why not? It's mine too and Ron's made it pretty clear that he doesn't care. You don't have a problem with it, do you?

Are you kidding? I love it.

Over the next few months, Wallis really bonded with little Beau.

He even helped with the diaper changes, baths and feedings. As a matter of fact, he was being such a good father to a child that wasn't even his...

Uh Wallis? Remember when you said you wanted to have another baby?

Yeah.

Well I don't think this is from too many Grilled Cheese sandwiches.

And just when life was settling down for this little family, Ron called. Apparently the news had finally sunk in.

What do you mean I never told you! I called but you never called me back. I even sent you a letter, which you signed for.
Well if you didn't read it, that's your fault not mine.

She slammed the phone down, wishing she still fit in her Jenn Smash outfit.

Everything ok Jenn?

No! That was Ron.

Want me to beat him up for you?

Yes.

Done. Let me just finish feeding Beau.

Funny how opportunity sometimes knocks when you least expect it...

Hey! What are you doing here with my girlfriend?

What? Who's your girlfriend?

Jenn is!

Funny how you don't even know that she's married.

What? Jenn you married this guy? How could you? What about us?

(Jenn, to the baby) Look sweetie. Daddy is beating up the sperm donor.

You've got a lot of nerve strolling in here after all this time.

It's only been a little over a year man. I was trying to find myself.

Doesn't look like you succeeded. Your shirt says "Armando".

It's a nickname!

Get out of here and stay away from my wife and our son.

All right. Don't hit me. I'll go. I don't want anything to do with that kid anyway. I only came back to see if she wanted to practice making another one.

After throwing Ron out by his shirt, Wallis walked back over to Jenn and Beau.

Geez, what did you ever see in that guy?

He uh...wasn't who I thought he was.

Jenn Career Update: Fast Food Shift Manager
Wallis Career Update: Gas Station Attendant

<- BABY NEWS: Oydie /BEANS: Missing Jag ->

BABY NEWS: Oydie

2006-08-29T07:52:00.000-05:00

Oydie and Gunnar had decided that having two couples, each expecting a baby, was too much for the small house that they were sharing with Jenn and Wallis. They bought a house of their own, packed up their belongings, said their goodbyes, and moved out.

Just as they were walking up to the front door, Oydie got blindsided by a sharp pain.

Gunnar! The baby's coming!

We'd better get you inside Oydie!

I ... can't ... walk. Ow. This kinda hurts.

A few minutes later Gunnar was proudly holding his new son, Alexander. This freed Oydie up for other things.

I could be wrong, but I suspect we're having twins!

Twins indeed. Just after Alexander came into the world, he was joined by his twin brother, Benedict.

Despite the fact that they both have red hair and blue eyes, you can still tell them apart by the slight difference in their skin tone. Oydie is holding Ben and Gunnar has Alex.

Gunnar is a great dad, and really dotes on the twins. This is Alex that he's playing with.

Since Oydie has a LTW to marry off 6 kids, they're already planning on more children.

Oooo. Looks like they were successful too.

Oydie Career Update: Minor Leaguer
Gunnar Career Update: Host

<- BABY NEWS: Angelia / BABY NEWS: Jenn ->

BABY NEWS: Angelia

2006-08-29T07:11:00.000-05:00

Armand took his girlfriend by the hand and let her to the cab.

Where are we going Armand?

You'll see.

A few minutes later, they were standing in someone's front yard.

Welcome home Angelia.

Home?

Yes. Our new home. I got it just for you.

You bought this just for me? But...we can't afford this Armand.

It was the weirdest thing Ang. I looked in the checking account and there was this big wad of money in there. It just appeared overnight. The bank said it was ours to keep, so I bought this house with it. You said the other one was too small right?

Yes it was. Wow I'm ... I can't believe you bought a house!

Nothing is too good for you Ang.

Mmmm. Is there furniture in there yet?

Uh huh.

And our bed?

It's in there.

(Armand and Angelia look at each other for a minute before rushing off to check out the ... interior)

After taking some time to get ... settled in ... and a few minor incidents such as the survival of the welcoming committee and the accidental setting of a small stove fire, Angelia and Armand seemed to settle in to their new house pretty well.

Before long, Angelia was in her 9th month and ready to have her baby at any moment. Just when things seemed to be going smoothly, I found Armand outside on the patio, pacing back and forth.

Hey. What's going on?

I did it.

Did what?

IT! I did IT!

You woohoo'd with someone else?! Armand!

No no, not that IT. I rolled the want to woohoo with 3 sims. I told you this would happen!

*whew* Calm down. Just cause you rolled it doesn't mean you have to do it. Are you happy?

With Ang? Very happy.

Then ignore it. And uh...you'd better get inside. Quick.

CURSE YOU BEANS! YOU DID THIS TO ME! I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

Breathe Captain. Armand's on his way.

HE DID THIS TO ME TOO! AARRRHHHHH!

She's having the baby? Ah! No, I can't do this! I can't...

(Angelia and Author in unison) Armand shut up!

A moment later Armand was holding his son, Morgan...

... while Angelia held their daughter, Marina.

Armand, we should probably go feed them their bottles.

Armand.

Armand?

Angelia Career Update: Minor Leaguer
Armand Career Update: Host

Special thank you to Rainne for supplying the new home of Angelia & Armand (Everwood model)

<- JENN: Changes / BABY NEWS: Oydie ->

JENN: Changes

2006-08-28T11:40:00.000-05:00

We're bravely going back to Jenn's house again today. I hope things have calmed down since the last time we were here.

Whoa! Jenn, you're pregnant!

Thanks for clearing that up.

But...do I have to actually ask, or are you just going to tell me?

I'll tell you. It's Ron's baby. And no, I haven't heard back from him. And yes, I tried to call him and no, he didn't answer my calls.

What about ummm...Darren?

I haven't heard from him either. He must have grown a conscience.

Yeah they tend to do that.

But I do have some good news.

Cool. Let's hear it.

I'd rather show you. It's someone I found walking past the house and, well, I think he could be the one.

No way!

Way.

Hey, that's Wallis. But I was saving him for the next generation Jenn.

Please. I want to keep him. He makes me feel all funky.

Psst. Jenn. You're staring at him.

I know. I can't help it. I do that a lot around him.

You like him that much?

Yes. That much.

Well Hallejuah. I'll let you keep him if he's willing to Grilled Cheese himself for you. I don't think you'd be happy with him wanting to WooHoo with 20 Sims, like he does now.

Whoa. I feel really wierd. What is this strange sensation I'm feeling?

Happiness Jenn. You're glowing.

Shut up.

Ah. Welcome back.

A little later, after some pre-conditioning from Jenn...

So, exactly what is this thing again Jenn?

It's a RobsChangeYourBrainInator.

What does it do exactly?

It'll change you from a Romance sim to a Grilled Cheese sim, like me.

Whoa. You want me to stop romancing all the ladies in town?

It's not like you've had the chance to romance anyone Wallis - except me.

Plus I've seen your bolts. I know how much you like me. If you change, you get to stay here with me. Forever.

Well, that was rather impressive in there. I've never met a girl that can lift her leg that high.

It's my patented Jenn Smash High Kick. Comes in handy in all types of situations.

I'll do it. But wait...do I get to keep my...

Yes.

Whew. Ok. Here goes nothing.

Hey, it's a little warmer then I thought it would be.

OWW! Jenn! It's got my head! It's burning. Oh no, my hair! My face! Please don't burn my hair. Not my face!

Get it off of me! Ow, this hurts!

*Wallis manages to get his head out of the machine*

Whoa. What's this?

That's your stomach Wallis.

You mean, I have other organs?

Yup. And now it'll be your stomach controlling your actions, instead of what you used to think with.

Shhh. Be quiet. Smell that?

It's grilled cheese. You'll be able to smell it from miles away now.

My organ wants one. The new one, I mean.

Actually I believe you want about 200 of them.

Mmmm....yes, 200 sounds good. Wait a minute. The other organ, it still works right?

Of course. If you don't believe me, turn around.

*sluurrrrrrp*

Hot dog. It still works.

<- JENN: A Rough Night /BABY NEWS: Angelia ->

JENN:A Rough Night

2006-08-28T10:23:00.000-05:00

*NOTE: This chapter contains adult themes and partial nudity*

Given that Jenn was in a pretty bad mood the last time we were here, let's go check in on her and see how she's doing.

Oh hey Jenn. Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.

You're not. Strange Voice, this is Ron. Ron, this is the voice in my head.

Nice to meet you Voice.

Likewise. I'll let you guys get back to your game.

Hmm, she seems ok this time. Let's go inside and see how Oydie and Gunnar are doing.

Wow! You two are expecting a baby! When did that happen!

A few months ago.

Congratulations! Do you know what you're having?

No, we want to be surprised.

Awesome. That's bound to be one beautiful baby.

Thank you.

And Gunnar?

Yes?

Rawr.

Thank you.

Later that night...

Yo! Bartender! I'll take the strongest thing you have. And keep 'em coming.

Comin' right up.

Hey Jenn, didn't think I'd be bumping into you here. What's up?

Hey Voice! Nice to *hiccup* see you.

Whoa. How many drinks have you had?

I've only had 2 beers Occifer.

Jenn I think you've had enough.

Yup. I've definitely had enough all right. I've had enough of having to sit around and wait for him to call. I've had enough of hearing about his great kids and his stupid wife.

Oh. I'm sorry Jenn. You ok?

Down the hatch!
*Jenn wipes her mouth off with the back of her hand*

Perfectly *hiccup* fine now.

Jenn, maybe you should slow down before you end up sick.

Not a chance.

Bob's your uncle!

Hey Jenn. What are you doing here?

Thank goodness. Maybe you can get her to stop drinking.

Wanna dance Jenn?

Sure. Might as well.

You having fun Jenn?

Yeah. Hey *hiccup* you wanna dance with me Ron?

We are dancing Jenn.

Oh. I knew that.

This is a little move I like to call Dirty Dancing.

Wasn't that a movie? Here let me try.

OW!

Sorry Ron. I thought that was my foot. I drink I need another think.

Bartender, I need another drink because my boyfriend is married and I realize now that he's never going to leave her and even if he did, I don't think I want him to leave her because I don't want to be known as a homewrecker, which is what I'd be if he...HEY! Where are you going? I thought bartenders are supposed to sit and listen to your problems? You're lucky that Jenn Smash isn't here right now! She'd kick your lilly white...

Jenn, I think your voice friend is right. You need to stop drinking.

Go away Ron. I'm getting ready to beat this bartender up.

She won't be needing this. Thanks anyway.

Whoa Nelly, how come I never noticed what a cute little *hiccup* setup you have back there Ron?

So there he is! I knew he'd get away from his *hiccup* wife tonight. Well I'm just going to march over there and kiss him. We'll see what he thinks about that!

What? Sorry guys, it's not me. I love Theresa and haven't cheated on her at all. I'm out of here.

Come here I'll show you what you're missing out on.

Uh Jenn, that's not your married boyfriend. That's Ron. And I think it's time to get you home and in bed. Say goodnight Gracie.

Goodnight Gracie!

Back at the house...

Whew. Jenn is in bed. But I want to make sure she's ok and not barfing her brains out before I leave.

*slowly opening door*

Oh Darren...

*Gasp* Darren? DREAMER?!

(male voice) Who the heck is Darren?

Rut roh.

Oops. Did I say Darren? I meant Oh Ron?

Whatever. I'm out of here.

I think I'm leaving too. Get some sleep Jenn.

<- Note from Author / JENN: Changes ->

Note From Author

2006-08-28T09:21:00.000-05:00

Hello everyone.

Just a little update to let you know what's going on behind the scenes.

First, the reason behind the sudden onslaught of Angelia/Oydie/Jenn postings. It's simple really. My goal is to have all the Gen 2 kids in college together, and all starting at the same time. None of these ladies have even had babies yet, while everyone else in Pleasantview has children that are either toddlers or young children (you haven't missed anything, I haven't shown those birthdays yet). It's a matter of catching them up to everyone else.

So, you may ask, why don't I just do it behind the scenes and blend it in rather than doing many posts? First of all, that's no fun. Why play if I can't share it with everyone else? Secondly, they're putting out some rather interesting stories that I can't resist writing up.

Meanwhile, back to our other families, you'll notice that some have fallen a little quiet lately. There are a small handful of families that may blend into the background for a while, but their children will re-appear in college with the rest of Gen 2.

Which brings us to the Toddler/Child/Teen years. These years will go by a LOT faster than the dating/marriage/pregnancy/birth/infant years have for everyone in town. Mainly because, they're the least interesting to write about LOL But don't worry, you'll still get to know each of the children individually.

Thank you for reading and for all the comments!

- Beans

<- ANGELIA: Oops Pt 2 /JENN: A Rough Night ->

ANGELIA: Oops Pt 2

2006-08-27T17:56:00.000-05:00

I realized that I couldn't just leave Angelia and Armand like I did, and wanted to go back and see how they were doing with the news of Angelia's pregnancy.

Whoa Armand. What's wrong? I know you're not pregnant.

I'm not feeling so good.

Did you eat some old food? Catch the flu or something?

No, it's just...

It's just what Armand?

I don't know what to do. I can't take care of a baby. I'm in no shape to be a father. I don't have any money. What if I roll the want to woohoo with somebody else?

Well geez Armand, you're the only Romance sim I've ever seen that hasn't rolled wants to be with other people. I don't think you have to worry about that. And the money will work out. Come on now, are you sure that's all that's bothering you?

I love her Beans.

I know you do.

What if that changes after this baby comes around?

Armand, it doesn't work that way.

It did with my parents. I can't do this.

I'm sorry Armand, but I see no other way. I have to do this.

Do what?

Yell at you. Snap out of it already! Get your very cute butt out there, apologize to her, and stop being such a turd!

Hey. You called me a turd!

It's either that, or you're going to end up losing her Armand. She's in the kitchen. Hurry up.

Ang?

*no response*

Ang. Don't ignore me. I've been thinking.

Hmm. Good for you.

Ang, I'm sorry. That was really selfish of me.

Yeah it was.

I was afraid that if we had a baby, we'd lose all the fun in our relationship.

That'll only happen if we let it.

Armand reached down and put his hand on Angelia's growing stomach. After a moment of trying to get used to the idea of there really being a baby in there, he finally spoke up.

I can't believe this is happening. It's kind of...surreal.

Yeah, it is for me too. We'll make it work somehow Armand. Just don't flake out on me again, ok?

I won't. I'm really sorry Ang.

I know. Me too.

Angelia Career Update: Minor Leaguer
Armand Career Update: Fast Food Shift Manager

<- ANGELIA: Oops /Note from Author ->

ANGELIA: Oops

2006-08-27T16:16:00.000-05:00

*Authors Note: You may remember me saying that I was scared to see what Maja and Aron, our resident lovebirds, would be like at 3 bolts. Well, now I know. Join me as we bravely enter where no man has dared to enter before - the home of Captain Angelia and Armand. Please keep your hands inside the ride and your safety harness on at all times. Thank you.*

When we last checked in on Angelia, she has just named Armand as the love of her life. Armand had wasted no time in packing his bags, and moving in with the Captain. Let's go see how these two Romance lovebirds are adjusting to the life of shacking up together.

Hey guys, how are you...

Oh. Bad time for company maybe. I'll come back in a bit.

An hour later...

Oh good. You're *ahem* done.

Sorry, can't talk. I have to go to work.

I see that. You got a job as a Mascot obviously. But...where's Armand?

Working. He's a Dishwasher.

Ok then. I'll just come back tomorrow.

The next day...

Hey guys, I'm back to see how...

Oh come on now. Is this all you guys do? I'll wait outside.

An hour later...

Good! You're just cuddling. This, I can handle. I was going to ask you how it was going with you two living together despite the fact that you both have Romance aspirations but I can see it's going just...

*sigh* ... fine. Wow. I'm not sure if I need a shower now, or a cigarette.

A few minutes later...

Hey Ang, you gonna come out of that bathroom? I made you a waffle. Something tells me you like bananas on it too.

Ugh. Don't mention...food.

Captain? You ok?

I'm *barf* fine.

You don't look fine.

Truth be told, I really don't feel very fine. That hamburger I had last night must have been bad or something.

Maybe it's morning sickness.

What? No. No it can't be that.

Why not? You two have been going at it like rabbits.

But you told me that you turned off the Try For Baby thing!

I did. But I might have accidentally left the Risky Woohoo option on. Oops?

What?! How could you do that? We're Romance sims!

Hey, this is a Legacy story. Kinda. Sorta.

But...we don't want kids! They'll cramp our style!

Calm down. You'll probably only have one. Wait. Back up. Scratch that. You have 3 bolts for each other, so you'll probably have twins.

This is awful. How am I going to tell Armand?

Like this. "Hey Baby, guess what? We're going to have a little Captain Bedroom Eyes. Isn't that great?"

Shut up Beans.

Shutting up.

I need to go talk to Armand.

Good idea.

An hour later...

Boy they've been really quiet up there. He must be taking it pretty well. Let's go listen in.

Or maybe not. Geez Louise. I think I'll come back another day.

A couple of weeks later...

We're back at the home of Capt Angelia and Armand. I'm sure she's told him by now. Let's see how things are going.

Well hellooooo Armand.

Hey there.

So. What's up?

Nothing.

Any exciting news you want to share with us?

Nope.

Ok then. Go back to ... yeah. *clicks tongue and points at Armand*

I found Angelia sitting on her bed, deep in thought. After a rather *ahem* emotional conversation, she's agreed that she needed to tell Armand.

Hey Armand, I have something to tell you.

Ok. What's up?

You know how that bed has different settings?

Uh huh.

And the Try for Baby option has been off this whole time?

Yup. Thankfully.

*Angelia laughs nervously* Yeah. Well, did you know about the Risky Woohoo option?

No. What's that?

Well first let me say that I had nothing to do with turning it on. It was her. *Angelia points to the Author*

(Hey leave me out of this)

Ok, so what are you saying Ang?

Risky Woohoo is just what it sounds like Armand. It means everytime you woohoo, you're risking getting pregnant. Think of it as the condom of the Sims world.

So you're...pregnant?

Yes Armand. I am.

But we don't want kids Ang. What the hell?

Hey I didn't plan this either! What do you expect me to do Armand?

Well you should have known it was on!

You should have too Armand! I wasn't the only one up there, you know.

Ok you two. To your corners. Dr. Phil says that kids are emotionally scarred by hearing their parents fight, and a fetus can hear...

(both in unison) SHUT UP BEANS!

Shutting up.

Geez Ang, what are we going to do now? We can't afford a baby. I'm already working double shifts.

Well I guess we just...

Why couldn't we just leave it like it was? It was perfect Ang.

This isn't going to affect us Armand. Is it?

I think...I need to go to bed Ang.

<- CEE CEE: Bad Timing / ANGELIA: Oops Pt 2 ->

CEE CEE: Bad Timing

2006-08-27T07:18:00.000-05:00

It was a quiet night in Pleasantview. CeeCee and Tucker were sound asleep in the bedroom. Their window was open just enough to let the cool breeze blow through, also allowing them to fall asleep to the sound of the crickets chirping outside.

Suddenly, Tucker awoke to another noise. One made by a different type of creature of the night.

Someone was in the house. Tucker jumped up out of bed and pulled his pants on.

CeeCee, call the cops.

Tucker wait!

Call the cops CeeCee!

Tucker was down the stairs in a flash, where he came face to face with the burglar. She turned and ran out of the house, with Tucker right behind her.

CeeCee tried her best to make it to the phone, but she couldn't walk.

Her labor pains were coming on too strong and too close together.

TUCKER!

But Tucker couldn't hear her. He was still down the street, chasing the burglar.

A few minutes later, CeeCee gave birth to their daughter. Completely exhausted, all CeeCee could do was put the baby down on the floor, and make her way back into bed.

After about a half an hour, CeeCee was starting to get worried. She knew she needed to take care of her new daughter, but she felt weak and was struggling to stay awake. Now she was getting worried about Tucker.

Tucker where are you?

Before she could finish her thought, Tucker walked back into the house and upstairs into the bedroom.

Tucker! Thank goodness you're ok! Did you catch him?

Her. And no, she got away. Did you ever call the cops?

No I didn't. I...

Tucker got a sarcastic tone in his voice. Great. Thanks CeeCee.

CeeCee swung her feet around and tried to get the strength up to stand up. Her struggle wasn't going unnoticed by her husband.

Hey hey hey. What's going on. Are you ok?

I'm just very tired Tuck. I...

You don't look well. How's the ...

Tucker lowered his hand to CeeCee's stomach, but got a surprised when he didn't feel the round pregnant stomach he was expecting. He jumped back as if he had just been bitten by a rattlesnake.

CeeCee! What happened? Where's...

Tucker calm down. She's over there.

Tucker walked over and picked his daughter up off the floor.

That's why I couldn't call the police. It all happened so fast.

I shouldn't have left you here alone like that. I'm really sorry.

It's ok Tuck. I'll be fine once I get some sleep.

She's so perfect. Hey, you know that name we talked about?

Yes Tuck, and I think it would be really sweet to name her after your mother.

Tucker raised his daughter up to his shoulder, and rubbed her back.

Celeste. My little Celeste.

<- JENN: A Secret / ANGELIA: Oops ->

JENN: A Secret

2006-08-25T21:40:00.000-05:00

Since we've told Oydie's recent update, it's only fair to also update you on her roommate and best friend, Jenn. Let's go see what Jenn is up to.

Hey Jenn. Whatcha doing?

Nothing. Die you big ... monkey poopie!

Ooo. Those are fighting words there Jenn. Everything ok?

Fine. Everything's perfectly fine.

I'm detecting a hint of sarcasm in your tone there Jenn. Wanna talk about it?

No.

Ok. How about you come with me and I show you a little something I got for you then. It might cheer you up.

Whatever.

You got me a new fridge!

Yes I did Jenn. Actually I redecorated your entire kitchen for you. It was the least I could do for you since Oydie tried to burn it down recently.

This is my favorite room in the house you know.

I know.

Thank you.

You're welcome. Feel better now?

No.

Ok. What would make you feel better?

I guess smashing something might help.

Easily fixed. Let's see if there's anyone...err...anything outside we can smash ok?

Oh look, it's Nina Caliente. You know what, between that little stunt she just pulled and what she's done to her twins and to Rob, she deserves a little Jenn Smashin'. Knock yourself out Jenn.

Don't mind if I do.

Whoa. That was impressive. I didn't even see you spin this time. What's wrong Nina? You look a little worried.

I'm not worried. I'm just thinking that this outfit she has on is so not her color.

Oh yeah? Well what if I poked you in the chest? Would it be my color then? Huh? What if I did it a few times then called you a FUDDER DUTT! What do you think of that you...you...Nasty Trang!

*Nina runs away crying*

Jenn. Wow. I couldn't have written that any better.

Thank you.

You're welcome. Feel better?

A little bit. I guess.

Good. Guess we'd better get back inside. You're attracting a lot of attention in that outfit.

Well hello Jenn. (inhale, 2, 3, 4) Who were you talking to outside? (exhale, 2, 3, 4)

Nobody in particular.

Oh ok. (stretch, 2, 3, 4) Hey look at that, the phone's ringing. I'll bet it's for you again. (down, 2, 3,4).

*Jenn runs for the phone*

Hi.
No, I don't think she can hear me. She's working out.
Do you think you can get away today?
She's going to work in an hour, how about then?
Ok. Me too. Bye.

Uh, Jenn...who was that?

Nobody.

Who's coming over?

Nobody.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Hmm. You know Orion is here. I think he wanted to see you.

I know.

He's upstairs. Why don't you go say hi?

I know Oydie really wants me to give him a chance, but I'm not sure about him. I've heard rumors too - that he's a real player. Let's face it, he's just not my type. He'll get bored with me eventually and find someone else to try to hit on. Sorry Oydie.

Hold on Jenn, he's not your type? You do have some attraction to him. Can't you give him a chance? Maybe - if he likes you enough - he'd be willing to stick his head in that big machine and turn into a Grilled Cheese lover like you.

Sorry. Just not interested.

*Per the request of Jenn Smash, her afternoon with the man on the phone won't be shown today. Our apologies to the curious minded out there*

But very late that night, Jenn awoke suddenly. Her mind was racing and she was unable to sleep.

What am I doing? I can't really like him this much. He's married!

<- OYDIE: The Wedding / CEE CEE: Bad Timing ->

OYDIE: The Wedding

2006-08-25T08:14:00.000-05:00

Entry 5:

I can't believe I'm getting married today! I can't wait to see Gunnar in his tux.

All our friends are here. Armand brought his girlfriend, Angelia. Then of course Jenn is here. And Beans, Suzi, Audra and CeeCee all made it. I knew that Gunnar's twin, Orion, wouldn't miss the wedding either. It's good to see him. Maybe I can get Jenn to pay attention to him today. He's so sweet and I think he has a little thing for her.

Just before the ceremony started, I couldn't help but look at Gunnar and wonder what he was thinking about. I'll bet he was thinking about how much he loved me. *sigh*

When we heard people start yawning, we knew it was time to start the ceremony.

I, Oydie Dotto, take you Gunnar to be my lawfully wedded husband. To have and to hold (and hold, and hold, and hold) for all eternity.

I, Gunnar Manbeast, take you Oydie to be my lawfully wedded wife. To have (lots of babies with) and to hold for all eternity.

With this ring...

...I thee wed.

And that's when I became the first female Manbeast.

While I was kissing my new husband, someone snapped this picture. I guess we had a lot of very romantic type people in our little house.

This was our first dance together. Gunnar is very smooth on his feet. He must have had a lot of practice. Just after we started dancing, Armand and Angelia started dancing too.

I'm not sure why Beans was so upset. Somebody said something happened to her husband, but I don't know what happened. I'll have to call her when I get back from the honeymoon.

It was a really fun party. Jenn was nice enough to cook Grilled Cheese sandwiches for everybody. Uh oh, she's not going to like that I called her nice *smiley face*

She got to redeem herself later though. I heard yelling coming from my bedroom. When I ran in there to see what was going on, I found Jenn in there yelling at Orion.

I had forgotten to turn my bed off, and they somehow had found their way in there together. She was yelling something about him keeping his grubby paws off of her, lest he cared to lose one of them. Needless to say, he jumped up off the bed and left the room.

But like all parties tend to do, this one eventually came to an end.

Rock on Jenn.

Later SuzyBeans.

And now we've come to the end of my Wedding Scrapbook. Gunnar and I are off on our honeymoon...

... and hopefully hearing those beautiful Baby Chimes. *wink*

<- OYDIE: Oydie's Man Pt 2 / JENN: A Secret ->

OYDIE: Oydie's Man Pt 2

2006-08-25T07:44:00.000-05:00

Entry 4:

Gunnar's spending a lot of time at my house now. We usually go into my room for some privacy so we can...talk.

We were right in the middle of an especially good conversation *blushing*, when Gunnar said those three words I'd been hoping to hear...

I love you.

So of course, I asked him to move in and of course, he said yes. He also said that he had something he wanted to ask me too.

Then he got down on one knee, and told me that he was madly in love with me and wanted to raise a family full of little Oydie's with me.

Then he pulled out the most beautiful diamond ring I've ever seen, and asked me to marry him!

Somewhere in between my squeals of excitment, and almost knocking him over, I managed to actually say "yes"!

We celebrated our engagement a lot.

I have to say, I love this new bed he bought me.

Next: The Wedding

<- OYDIE: Oydie's Man Pt 1 /OYDIE: The Wedding ->

OYDIE: Oydie's Man Pt 1

2006-08-25T06:29:00.000-05:00

*AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had no hand in setting Oydie and her love interest up, I'm going to let Oydie tell the story of how she met and fell in love with new husband. Enjoy.*

Oh hi everybody. Oydie here. No your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. I'm sitting in my limo, in my wedding gown, preparing to leave for my honeymoon. You may say to yourself "But Oydie doesn't even have a boyfriend, does she?". Well technically no, I have a husband. *giggles* But he started out as my boyfriend.

I'm sorry I can't stay to chat. I have a date with my hubby and one of those little Hawaiian islands. Feel free to stick around and look through my scrapbook. It should tell you the whole story.

*Limo drives away*

*~* OYDIE'S SCRAPBOOK *~*

Entry 1:

Today was not shaping up to be a very pleasant day at all. First, I set the kitchen on fire.

Then I got and lost my job as a Dishwasher. I was pretty happy to have brought home my first paycheck...

... but I was pretty sad about messing up at work and being fired. I guess the culinary field just isn't for me.

My friend Jenn could tell I was having a rough day, so she invited a couple of her male friends over for me to meet. She kept calling me over to talk to them, but I didn't want to talk. One of them looked mean, and all the other one kept talking about was his girlfriend.

I ran into the mean one again in the loo. He said he likes my hair.

I've never had anybody tell me how much they like my hair before. Maybe he's not so mean afterall.

But I realized that I couldn't kiss anybody in that hair, so I got new hair. I wonder if he'll like this hair too?

Entry 2:

I started working out today. I got a new job as Mascot and I'm hoping to work up to the Minor Leagues. I have to be in good shape for that. Something's going on with my friend Jenn. She thinks I'm not paying attention to how much time she's spending on the phone, but I am. The way she giggles when she talks to him make me think she has a secret crush on someone.

Just as I was finishing up, the doorbell rang. It was that hunky Orion. I can't help but kiss him when I see him. He's so gorgeous. I wish Jenn would talk to him, but she couldn't pry herself off the phone to even say a proper hello.

Entry 3:

Gunnar surprised me by coming over today. The first thing he said to me was how beautiful I was and how much he loved my hair like this. Aw shucks.

From there, it was as if the pictures couldn't get taken fast enough.

We were holding hands...

... hugging ...

... and kissing. And then...

... I had to go to work. Darn it!

<- ROB: Telling Rob / OYDIE: Oydie's Man Pt 2 - >

ROB: Telling Rob

2006-08-22T16:25:00.000-05:00

Rob came home from work, eager to share his good news with his wife.

Not only had he gotten a promotion, but he got a nice fat bonus that he had put in the bank on the way home. This meant that he now had the $10,000 that he needed to build his ultimate invention - the RobsTakeMeBackInTime Machine (patent pending).

But as he walked in the house, he was surprised to find the nanny caring for Ringo, and Opal nowhere to be seen.

Excuse me, but where is my wife?

Dunno. Said she had some work to do.

Work? Opal doesn't work.

Hey, don't ask me Mr. Rob. I just work here.

A little while later, Opal was dropped off by some men in a long black car. As Rob watched her get out of the car, he was surprised to see who was getting out with her.

You did a good job today Opal. I think you're going to go far with The Boss. He was really taken by you.

This is good, no?

This is good. Yes.

While Opal took Jesse upstairs to introduce him to Ringo, I found a moment to try to tell Rob about the twins.

Psst. Hey Rob.

Huh?

Over here.

Oh hey. Where'd you come from?

Nevermind that. There's something you need to know.

That's great. You play chess?

A little.

Good. You should move this guy over here.

Uh thanks. Listen Rob, it's about Nina.

Holy Space Cadet, keep it down would ya? My wife is upstairs.

Sorry. *lowering voice* It's about Nina, and the day you delivered her bed.

Let's not talk about that day. Biggest mistake of my life.

But Rob...

Listen, whoever you are, Nina helped me test out my RobsWooHooInator (patent pending) when I had first built it. Then when I delivered her bed, it just happened. I mean, she's really good. She could be a pro at it or something.

Well now that you mention it...

I felt bad afterwards. I mean, I brought Opal all the way over here, then cheated on her. But that's all in my past now. I really don't even want to talk about her.

But Rob, there's something very important that she never told you. You see she...

Dahlink? Who you are talkink to?

Just thinking out loud Opal.

It is time for Ringo to up grow.

Up grow? Oh. Grow up. Ok, be right there.

Wait Rob...this is very important!

But Rob was lost to the excitement of his son's birthday.

And just a moment later, little Ringo had grown up into a toddler. Look at how much he looks like Austin Caliente. *clearing throat, hoping Rob heard me*

Ringo Powers
Sagittarius, 4/3/9/8/7

Opal's Career Update: Bagman
Rob's Career Update: Project Leader

<- AUK: Baby Grows Up /OYDIE: Oydie's Man Pt 1 ->

AUK: Baby Grows Up

2006-08-22T16:05:00.000-05:00

Jason lay on the grass in his front yard, looking up at the stars.

Life was great. He had a beautiful wife, a growing son, and was advancing quickly in his career.

And he had reason to believe that his wife was also expecting their second child.

On little Wayne's birthday, Jason dragged himself in the door. It had been an especially grueling day at practice, where the Coach had worked them all harder then ever before. He could barely keep his eyes open. But as he walked in the door and saw the birthday cake sitting on the table, and Audra and Wayne standing in the living room waiting for him, he instantly found the energy to enjoy their small family party.

They sang to Wayne, blew the candles out together, then Audra tossed Wayne up in the air for his transformation from infant to toddler.

Wayne transformed into a handsome toddler with red hair and blue eyes. And wow is he a spitting image of Jason!

And I'll bet some of you thought that Wayne was Daniel's baby, didn't you?

Wayne Phelps
Pisces, 2/3/10/3/10

Audra Career Update: Party DJ
Jason Career Update: Minor Leaguer

<- SUZIE: Update 5 / ROB: Telling Rob ->

SUZIE: Update Five

2006-08-21T08:11:00.000-05:00

For our last birthday event of the day, let's go to the Haggerty house to watch twins Regan and Ryan celebrate their birthday.

Nolan's holding Regan, and can't get Suzie out of his mind for 2 minutes while he sings Happy Birthday.

Suzie's got Ryan and ... oh boy she's got the same problem. *shakes head*

I couldn't resist adding this picture too. Look at what they were each thinking of just before Nolan helped Regan blow her candles out...

I think they are beyond hope.

Here are the twins after their transformation:

Regan Haggerty
Taurus, 5/7/4/7/6

Ryan Haggerty
Taurus, 10/10/3/9/3

Afterwards, when the twins went down for a nap, Suzie and Nolan finished celebrating...

*Yes that is an automatic bed. I didn't have the heart to take it away from them. However, the "try for baby" and "risky woohoo" options are turned off.*

Suzie Career Update: Vice Squad
Nolan Career Update: Vice Squad

<- MAJA: Double the Fun / AUK: Baby Grows Up ->

MAJA: Double the Fun

2006-08-21T07:41:00.000-05:00

I have to admit, I like peeking in on Maja and Aron. They're such a cute couple - always holding hands and kissing...it's very cute to watch.

But this time, things were a little different for the lovebirds.

Between the constant diaper changings...

And the constant studying to further their careers, they had little time for each other anymore. (That's Brandi Broke playing the keyboard in the background)

Actually they had little time for anything.

Sugar Lips, where's all the food?

Before they knew it, it was time to say goodbye to their little babies...

...and hello to their toddlers.

Luke Parsons
Libra, 1/10/4/10/10

Gabriella Parsons
Virgo, 10/2/9/3/10

But will having toddlers in the house make things easier or more hectic for this couple? Will they ever get back to constantly swooning over each other? Only time will tell...

<- SUZI: Update 5 / SUZIE: Update 5 ->

SUZI: Update Five

2006-08-21T06:58:00.000-05:00

Guy was an easy baby for Suzi and Jesse. He rarely ever cried, and always seemed to be happy and cooing.

And Jesse loved showing his son off to anyone that walked into their house (and sometimes if they were just passing by).

Hey Tuck, this is my little guy, Guy. Say hello to your Uncle Tuck.

Who's Uncle Tuck's little buddy? Yes you are! Geez Jess, he looks just like you.

*Jesse straightens up* Yes he does.

But showing his son off wasn't the only thing Jesse had his hands full with. It was hard juggling a life of crime with the life of a family man and he often found himself following Suzi's Honey Do list at odd hours.

Here he is now fixing the...

AH! Jesse what are you doing?

Fixing the stupid dishwasher. And don't even start with the "you're gonna get zapped" crap, cause I'm maxed out on mechanical skills.

Yeah but...but...your energy and comfort and hunger are all almost bottomed out. Maybe you could do that in the morning or ... call a repairman to do it for you?

Would you quit yappin'? I'm trying to concentrate here.

*covering eyes* Oh I can't look.

Hey. You can look now.

*peeking out from between fingers* Oh thank goodness. You didn't zap yourself.

I told you I could do it.

Yowza Jesse. You even manage to make that stupid criminal uniform look hot. *swoon*

Easy there, I'm happily married.

So am I, but I'm not dead *winks at Jesse*

I uh...think I hear Guy callin' me.

Daddy! Watch me transform!

Guy did indeed transform, into a particularly gorgeous toddler (but with his parents, weren't we expecting this?)

Here's a side shot so you can see his little ponytail. Like father, like son (hope that doesn't include career choices too).

Meanwhile, Suzi had maxed out her first skill:

Only 6 more to go for her LTW. *sigh*

Guy Jagger
Cancer, 8/4/5/4/10

Suzi Career Update: Resident
Jesse Career Update: Cat Burglar

<- ROB: Toddler Twins / MAJA: Double the Fun ->

ROB: Toddler Twins

2006-08-21T06:28:00.000-05:00

*Author walks into the Caliente household*

Hey Nina! I'm here for the twins birthday. Are they ready?

Whoa. Nina, why is Austin on the floor? And why are you in your underwear? Nina! Are you listening to me? Come pick this baby up off the floor!

Oh fine. You don't have to get all pissy at me.
*Nina mumbles* I don't see what the problem is. He's perfectly safe down there. He can't roll off anything. He's not eating anything off the floor. All he does is lay there anyway...

Finally. Party time! *Author looks around* But...where is Rob? I would think he'd want to be here to see his twins grow up.

*silence*

Nina. Where is Rob?

*Nina sings*
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you,
You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.

Ok Austin, time to grow up!

Weeeeeeeeeee!

Awww hello Austin. You're a cutie. There's no denying whose son you are, is there? Speaking of Rob, for the last time Nina, where is he?

*Nina shrugs shoulders* How would I know?

You did tell him about the party, right?

It might have slipped my mind.

But...he knows today's their birthday right?

Not necessarily.

Nina please tell me that he even knows he has the twins.

Lay off. I've been busy.

Just then, as I'm getting ready to really lay into Nina, a man's voice distracts me.

Ok I've got Rory.

*Nina and Daniel sing Happy Birthday*

Wait a minute. Daniel Pleasant? You two are...I mean, and he's acting so...this is very disturbing. Nina you need to tell Rob!

Ok Angel, make Daddy proud!

EGADS! No no no. This is VERY disturbing! Nina, you can't have them growing up to think that Daniel is their father! They should know Rob. He's their father! And...and...he's a nice guy!

Nice? Ha. Nice guys don't get a girl pregnant then never call her back.

Well in all fairness Nina, he never knew you were pregnant. That's the kind of thing that you would want to tell your lover, don't you think?

Nah. It was a one day stand anyway. Daniel is a great father.

Yeah he's done a wonderful job with Lilith so far *author rolls eyes*. Plus how much time can he actually spend here anyway?

He'll be here all the time. He moved in. We couldn't resist each other. He said it had something to do with 3 bolts or something like that, but I was never very good at chemistry. All I know is that he's so irresistable.

*author smacks forehead* Heaven help us all. Please don't have any more children Nina.

As for you little Rory, you are a little doll, aren't you? When you're a little older, you and I are going to have a little talk about why Mommy and Daniel are red heads and you're a blonde.

Austin Caliente
Aquarius, 4/5/4/7/9

Rory Caliente
Gemini, 4/10/9/2/6

<- KATE: Update 5 /SUZI: Update 5 ->

KATE: Update Five

2006-08-20T07:07:00.000-05:00

Let's take a peek inside the Brown household to see what they've been up to lately...

What's going on in here? There's water everywhere!

Trent I'm fixin' it as fast as I can. Grab the mop.

Maybe I could take a crack at fixing that Kate.

Don't be silly. I have higher mechanical skills than you do.

Oh yeah.

After Kate fixed the shower...

That was impressive Kate.

Yeah yeah. A little lower. Ahhhhhhh...

A few weeks later...hey wait, that's the wrong picture.

You know, I never truly appreciated how gorgeous Trent is until I caught him walking around the house in his skivvies. *wink*

*clearing throat* Back to the story...

It's little Jillian's birthday, and she's starting her transformation into a toddler.

Go Jillian! Go!

Awww and what a sweet toddler she is! Poor Kate, her baby is growing up. No more little infant to hold and cuddle...

Whoa! Or maybe not!

*author scratches head* Now how did that happen?

Kate career update: Record Store Clerk
Trent career update: All Star

<- ANGELIA: The Winner Is / ROB: Toddler Twins ->

ANGELIA: The winner is...

2006-08-20T06:37:00.000-05:00

Yes, it's only been two days since Angelia's last update, but I can't hold it in anymore. My apologies to anyone that didn't get to vote.

First, the poll results:
Armand - 52%
Gunnar - 9%
Orion - 13%
Rick - 4%
Valin - 22%

It seems to be clear who you all think Capt Angelia should chose. Let's see if she felt the same way or not.

Ok boys. I've made my decision.

(Orion) I hope it's me. She's so fine.
(Gunnar) Yeah I'd like to pop her top. heh.

First, I want to thank each of you for participating. You all passed the Magic Test with flying colors. Except you Rick. You suck.

But one of you in particular just blew me away. And that man was...

You, Armand.

(Gunnar) I am not liking that guy.
(Valin) No worries. The Valin, he will beat him up for you.

And so Armand Di Giorgio packed up his belongings and moved in with the Captain.

What did I tell you? No woman can resist my sexy bedroom eyes. *wink*

Authors Note: This is another 3 bolt couple, so watch out for these two! (and keep your fingers crossed for NO TWINS in their future)

<- ANGELIA: The ManBeasts Pt 2 / KATE: Update 5 - >

ANGELIA: Man Beasts Pt 2

2006-08-18T22:50:00.000-05:00

Captain Angelia had interviewed and tested each of the 5 men. She sent them out to the foyer and instructed them to wait on their seats while she made her decision.

After a few minutes of pacing back and forth, weighing the pros and cons of each of the five men, she finally made a choice. She just couldn't ignore the passion that she felt for one of these fine specimens.

Ok boys. I've made my decision.

(Orion) I hope it's me. She's so fine.
(Gunnar) Yeah I'd like to pop her top. heh.

And the love of my life is...

*Author breaks in*

You don't think you're getting the answer that easily, do you?

Here are the 5 men that Angelia is chosing from:

Armand Di Giorgio - Romance - LTW: Celebrity Chef - 4/8/5/4/4

Gunnar Manbeast - Family - LTW: 6 Grandchildren - 4/4/4/7/6

Orion Manbeast - Romance - LTW: WooHoo w/ 20 Sims - 5/4/6/6/4

Rick Haws - Family - LTW: Capt Hero - 6/4/8/3/4

Valin Palmer - Popularity - LTW: 20 Best Friends - 3/8/3/5/6

And here is where you vote:
http://www.freewebs.com/beanssimssite/angeliasmbs.htm

Will your vote match up with who Captain Angelia chose? We'll see *smile*

<- ANGELIA: The Man Beasts / ANGELIA: The Winner Is ->

ANGELIA: The Man Beasts

2006-08-18T21:16:00.000-05:00

*NOTE: This chapter includes 5 new faces: Twins Gunnar and Orion, Valin, Armand and Rick. To learn which Man Beast is which, click here.

It's another day in Pleasantview - one not unlike the previous day. Captain Angelia was a tad bit bored. She felt like all she did was work and sleep. She needed a break.

*blows raspberry* Hey! You! Beans! I'm bored. Where are all these men you promised me?

They're uh...well, they're...around. Somewhere?

Humpf. I see this calls for a little special Captain Touch. I'm going for a walk.

Wait a minute, you can't just wander, Captain. You'll get lost! You'll get sucked in! You'll become a *gasp* Townie!

Well then you'd better point me in the right direction Beanie Baby!

*author sighs, and points to the right* They're that way.

Thank you.

Twenty minutes later, the Captain finds her way past the Manbeast household.

Hello boys.

*the group stirs*:
Hey it's a woman!
Wow, a real live pixelated woman!
I thought we weren't allowed to see women?
We were on hold - waiting for one particular woman.
So - is that her?
I hope so!

The Captain has anchored ship!

So boys, let me tell you how this is going to work. I'm going to take each of you into the next room and get to know you a little better. After we're done, I'm going to hand pick one of you to be my personal love slave...err...to be the love of my life.

(Gunnar) Do we get to kiss you?

I think we could work that in Big Boy *Angelia sprays some Binanca Blast in her mouth* So...who's first?

*Armand throws his hand up* I would be honored to be your first.

Alrighty then. Right this way Handsome.

(Orion) So what do we do - just sit here and wait?
(Rick) Yeah, what about us?
(Gunnar) I don't think we have a choice. Our Free Will is shut off.

So Armand. Tell me, why should I pick you over the other guys out there.

Oh that's easy Captain. I have sexy bedroom eyes.

Rawr. Yes you do Armand.

The Captain leads Armand over to the loveseat for her Magic Test.

No woman can resist my sexy bedroom eyes.

Hey come back here. The test isn't over yet.

Pssst Captain. There are four more out there that need to be *ahem* tested. Aylay offay the rettypay oybay.

Good point.

NEXT!

Ok Big Boy, tell me why I should pick you.

You asked for me. I'm Gordon, remember? I mean I was Gordon. New clothes, some muscles, longer hair and poof. I'm Gunnar, the Man Beast.

That's true. I did want you.

I think we could hit it off Captain. Maybe even get married, have a few kids - maybe a whole houseful of kids. That would be fun wouldn't it?

Uhhh I think it's time we moved on to the test.

*slurrrrrrrp*

Angelia stood up, a bit weak at the knees from her first Manbeast kiss.

Thank you Gord...Gunnar.

NEXT!

That would be me. Let's skip the "why should i..." part and get on with the kissing. That's all the convincing you'll need anyway.

*Captain shrugs her shoulders* Cool with me.

Mmmmm...

Thank you Orion. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Thank you.

NEXT!

Hello Ma'am. I guess I'm next.

Ok. Well, tell me why...

Excuse me but I have to be honest here. I'm just not that into you. You're not my type.

Me? I'm everybody's type! I walk into a place and the whole room stops to swoon. You suck.

NEXT!

Valin Palmer, he is at your service Captain.

Hey, I like that - "at your service". So, why you Valin?

Because the Valin, he is famous, no?

Uhh...no? I don't think you are famous Valin.

Ah but the Valin, he is famous. I was made from famous Ridgeway man. A little tuck here, a little tuck there, a new accent and some fresh clothes and voila - the Valin, he is born.

*Valin leans in* The nose, he was the hardest part to change on the new Valin, yes?

*Angelia blinks repeatedly* I have no clue what you're saying first of all. Secondly, did you know that Valin means "Monkey King?"

Yes. The Valin, he is the Monkey King.

Ah. Test time.

Niiiiiiice. Yowza!

So here is where the Captain gets to make her decision. Is it Armand, with the sexy bedroom eyes? Gunnar, remake of Gordon Knight? Orion, heavy on the tattoos and raging hormones? Rick, who knows - maybe she could make him fall for her? Or will she choose Valin the Semi-Famous Italian Monkey King? *scratches head*

You just might find out in the next chapter. *wink*

<- JANELL: The Logan Family / ANGELIA: Man Beasts Pt 2 ->

JANELL: The Logan Family

2006-08-17T14:40:00.000-05:00

*AUTHORS NOTE: Due to a wrist/arm injury, I won't be able to update the LG's or the Ridgeways until I've healed. I had already started this one when I did it, so I'm working through it and finishing this one up, but then I'm taking a much needed break. I'm hoping it will only be for a few days, but I'll get back to posting as soon as I can. You can click here to sign up for updates, if you're not already. Thank you for your patience. - Beans*

This is the Logan House - home of Janell & Marek Logan. You'll remember Janell as the fairy that impregnated DW with her Cotha Dust.

This is Marek Logan, husband of Janell the Fairy. Yes ladies...rawwwwwr.

One night, Janell and Marek did a little something we like to call WooHoo. Hmm first time? Ok, we'll call them "newlyweds". Yeah. That's it. They're newlyweds. *nods head*

Now, what have we learned from the past chapters? What does WooHoo lead to? Yes, that's right. WooHoo, my friends, can only lead to one thing...

..Praying to the Porcelain Strawberry.

Now, one benefit to being a Flittering Fairy, such as Janell, is that you can be pregnant, but never truly look pregnant.

It wasn't long before Janell and her flat tummy were in labor. Marek wasn't sure what to do, because they hadn't studied up on the subject of birthing babies yet (should have read your medical books before those cook books there Marek!).

After the little "puff, puff, spin" move that I personally am extremely jealous of, Janell gave birth to their son, Kingsley Logan.

(excuse the breast shot...)

See him waving back to his dad there? He is obviously a highly intelligent child. Either that, or a monkey.

Marek is an excellent father, and spends a lot of time playing with Kingsley. Now if he would just get over his fear of diapers...

Soon enough, Kingsley begins his transformation...

...and grows up into a handsome toddler. And look, he's got his Daddy's ears. Yeah!

Another shot of them playing together, just because Kingsley is so darn cute.

And so, we have another toddler that's going to be growing up with the rest of the Legacy Girl toddlers. And another one that's bound to grow up to be a rather handsome young man, looking for a wife. Hmmm...

Janell Logan
Asp: Knowledge
LTW: Max Out 7 Skills
Personality: Cancer, 5/4/6/4/6

Marek Logan
Asp: Family
LTW: Reach Golden Anniversary
Personality: Aquarius, 3/4/5/6/7

(duh, forgot to write down Kingsleys)

<- BEANS: Special Update / ANGELIA: The Man Beasts ->

BEANS: Special Update

2006-08-15T15:53:00.000-05:00

Just after dinner, the phone rang at the home of Jag and Suzy Jagger.

*Voice on other end* Is this The Hunter?

Jag looked around to see if his wife was anywhere near, and when he saw the coast was clear, he answered.

Yes it is.

Five minutes later, he was walking back downstairs after retrieving some items from the attic.

No Jag! No you are not doing this to me again! You promised!

Suzanne, it's not what you think. I'll explain it all when I get back.

He pushed his way past her and walked to the front porch. But Suzy was determined to stop him this time. She even called him by his given name, which he hadn't used since the day his parents were bitten.

Joshua Jagger! If you walk out this time I will never take you back and you will never see your sons again.

Jag stopped in his tracks, and turned to face his angry wife.

Suzanne, I am not leaving you and the boys. I'm also not going after The Count. I don't have a lot of time, so try to understand. A woman has been kidnapped. I'm the only person that can save her.

He put his hand on her cheek.
Honey, if this was you, and there were only one man that could save you, it would tear me apart if that man couldn't go because his wife wouldn't allow it. Please Suzanne. Her fiance is scared to death.

Beans didn't know what to say. She was angry that The Hunter had come back into their lives, but she could sympathize with the missing woman and her family. No matter how hard she tried to fight it, the tears started flowing.

Don't cry Suzanne. Nothing's going to happen to me. This isn't even a Class A Vampire. He's young and inexperienced. I can help her, and be back here in a few days.

Jag...

I love you Suzanne. Take care of our sons while I'm gone.

He kissed her tenderly on the lips, then turned and left.

All she could do was watch him run to save another woman. A woman they didn't even know.

Suzy put her head in her hands and cried. Oh please bring him home!

<- THERESA: Update 5 / JANELL: The Logan Family ->

THERESA: Update Five

2006-08-15T15:05:00.000-05:00

Ned had just gotten home from his best day at work. He had finally gotten the promotion to Party DJ that he'd been wanting for a while. Although that meant that he'd be spending nights away from Theresa and Tori, it meant that he'd be bringing in more money and more importantly - meeting more people. That, in the end, could lead to an even better paying job.

Just as he was getting ready to give Tori a bath, the doorbell rang.

Ned leaned down and grabbed his son's fingers.
Hey there Jackson. How's my boy today?

Dadeeeeeeeeee!

Kitty what's up? Not that I'm complaining, but this isn't my weekend to have Jackson.

Well it is now. I need a break.

You need a break?! You don't even have a job Kitty. What exactly do you need a break from?

Kitty put Jackson down on the ground, allowing Ned to see her pregnant stomach for the first time.

Oh holy cow Kitty. Not again. Who's is it this time?

Well...I don't know exactly. But maybe I'll tell Theresa it's yours.

That's not funny Kitty.

Well I did sleep with a blonde haired man, so maybe I could pass it off as yours. I think that would be a blast Ned. Imagine the look on her face!

Ned had heard enough.

Get out of here Kitty. Just go home.

Fine. Bye Ned.

Hey wait. What time do you want me to drop Jackson off?

Keep him. There's no way I can handle two little brats. All he does is whine anyway.

Ned looked at Jackson and back up at Kitty again before he realized that she was serious. He leaned down and scooped his son up into his arms.

Well well. It looks like you finally get to live with Daddy. What do you think of that Jackson?

Jackson didn't say anything, but instead snuggled his face into Ned's shoulder.

Now I get to tell Mommy Theresa. Maybe we should think of another name for you to call her too.

Ned took his son inside, gave him a much needed bath, fed him dinner, read him a story, and put him down for a nap. He was amazed at how much Kitty hadn't taught Jackson to do. He wasn't potty trained. He didn't know any of his ABC's and could barely talk.

By the time Theresa got home from work, it was very late. All she wanted to do was check in on Tori, then climb in bed with Ned, who was already fast asleep. She crept into the nursery, leaned into the crib, and kissed Tori on the forehead. Just as she was sneaking back out again, she heard a noise come from the extra crib. The one that should have been empty...

The next morning, Ned and Theresa sat down and ate breakfast together.

Funny thing happened last night Ned. I went in to check on Tori, and found Jackson sleeping in his crib. How many times are we going to put up with this extra day and weekend stuff from her?

Well Theresa, I'm glad you brought that up. There won't be any more extra days. She kind of...well she dropped him off here for good yesterday while you were at work.

She what?!

Dropped him off. For good. To live here.

Ned, why didn't you talk to me about this first?

Because she didn't talk to me about it first. She came over, told me she's pregnant again, can't handle what she called "two brats", and said I can keep Jackson. Then she walked away without even waiting for an answer.

What is wrong with that woman? How can she treat her own son like that?

I don't know. I'm just glad he's finally here.

Ned stood up, took his wife's hands in his and pulled her up from the table.

Theresa, there's more.

How could there possibly be more Ned.

Remember I said she's pregnant again?

Yeah, but what does that...

Theresa's heart sank. Oh God please no!

Ned must have read her mind.
No no Theresa, it's not mine! But she might try to tell you that it is. She said that, of course, she doesn't know who's baby it is, but she thought it would be funny to tell you that it was mine.

Theresa took a deep breath. I hate her Ned. I hate her with a passion.

Ned pulled his wife closer to him.

I doubt we'll see much of her now that she doesn't need a babysitter anymore.

Ned.

Yeah?

Shut up and kiss me already.

A few days after Jackson moved in, little Tori had her birthday.

It was the same day that Ned called an attorney to make sure that Kitty couldn't come back and reclaim his son.

Tori: Gemini, 4/7/10/7/3
Theresa career update: Patrol Officer
Ned career update: Party DJ

<- DAWN: Update 5 /BEANS: Special Update ->

DAWN: Update Five

2006-08-15T14:30:00.000-05:00

A short, but important update on the Dreamers....

Dana had just turned from an infant to a toddler, when Dawn started feeling that familiar morning sickness again.

A trip to the doctor confirmed that Dawn and Darren were expecting baby #2. Over the months, the baby grew even bigger than Dana was.

And before long, labor hit - once again just after Dawn had climbed out of bed (only this time Darren had nothing to do with it).

A short time later, little Darcy Dreamer was born.

While Darren stands holding his third child, he starts to worry about his capabilities in supporting his family.

Maybe I should get a job, but what kind of decent paying job can a 45 yr old man get?

(Darren sweetie, maybe you could try a little male modeling. Rawr.)

<- LG: Two More? /THERESA: Update 5 ->

LEGACY GIRLS: Two More?

2006-08-12T20:18:00.000-05:00

*AUTHOR'S NOTE: This chapter involves a rather strange looking individual that you may or may not know. If you do in fact recognize her, then please react accordingly. If you are wondering who the heck this person is, I advise you to simply nod your head, and pretend to understand. Truly understanding is dangerous to your health. Thank you*

These are the last two people that I'm adding to the neighborhood for a while (it's getting rather crammed lol), but I couldn't resist adding them. Let's go meet them, shall we?

Meet Jenn Smash. Jenn is new in town, and has just found a place to rent with her friend, Oydie Dotto. Jenn, a Family girl at heart, would like nothing more than to...

JENN! GET IN HERE! You're not going to believe what they have in this house!

Uh Oydie, excuse me but I'm in the middle of the introduction. Can't this wait?

No! There's this...THING...on the wall. What IS THAT?!

Oh come on Oydie, you're afraid of that? It's a picture. Get a grip.

But Jenn it's...it's so SCARY!

No Oydie, that's not scary. That my friend, is pure EVIL.

Evil?! Should we take it down?

Nah, leave it up. It's just a picture. It can't hurt us. Watch this.

YOOHOO! YOUR ROYAL EVILNESS! OVER HERE!

Uh Jenn? I think she can hear you. Her expression just changed.

Ok you two, that's enough admiring the artwork. I just heard the doorbell. It's probably the Welcoming Committee.

Well hello handsome man. I'm Oydie. I want to get married and have a family, which means I have to fall in love, which means I have to kiss someone. I think I'd like to try kissing you first.

Oh brother. I'm going back inside.

Whoa whoa Oydie. He's off limits. *Points to Darren's ring finger*

Ohhh ok. Sorry handsome man.

Hello handsome man #2. I'm Oydie, and I'd like to try kissing you.

*Author smacks forehead* No Oydie, not him either. *Mouths the words 'He's married!' to Oydie*

Oh fiddlesticks. Well are there any single men in this town?

Actually, there are many and some of them are even worth looking at. You should be meeting them soon. Now behave yourself while I go see what Jenn is up to.

What the *censored* is that? Couldn't you do any better than this? I hate this fridge! UGH!

Jenn? What are you....

JENN SMASH!!!

*Author screams and runs from the room in a panic*

*Author out of breath* OYDIE! OYDIE! COME QUICK!

Excuse me, but I'm scoping the neighborhood for cute single men. You're blocking my view. *ahem*

No no... *gasping for breath ... it's Jenn. She just ... I mean ... one minute she was fine and the next ... ugh Jenn Smash!

I'm coming Jenn!

*Jenn humms while making sandwiches*

You should be ashamed of yourself! Tricking me like that. A nice girl like me! I've never done anything to you. And look at Jenn - she's perfectly fine!

But...but...she was...and then she...

You need a time out young lady.

*20 minutes later*

Ok, putting that behind us...

Well well. Seems this Sim is more like her Real Life counterpart than we were expecting. They both seem to have a case of "Wedding on the Brain".

Ooo does that mean Andrew's here?

No Jenn, it doesn't. Andrew's not in this one. Eventually you'll be hooked up with another set of pixels and you'll have a little pixel baby together, so your legacy can continue (hence the Legacy part of the whole Legacy Girls thing).

That makes me mad. JENN SMA...

WAIT! Stop. Please don't do that. It scares me.

As it should. But I'll spare you if you give me a nicer fridge. And find me someone to pick on.

Deal. (Whew!)

Welcome to Pleasantview a la Beans, Jenn and Oydie.

Jenn Smash
Aspiration: Grilled Cheese
LTW: Eat 200 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Personality: 5/5/7/7/1

Oydie Dotto
Aspiration: Family
LTW: Marry Off 6 Children (Thanks Oydie LOL)
Personality: 9/0/7/0/9

<- BEANS: Update 5 /DAWN: Update 5 ->

BEANS: Update Five

2006-08-11T17:46:00.000-05:00

Beans and Jag hadn't gotten to spend the entire day together for a while, due to the high demands of their jobs and with raising the twins. But today was their day. They turned the ringer off on the phone, put the boys down for their nap, and decided to settle in on the couch to watch a movie.

Just a minute Jag. I forgot to grab the mail. It's the only thing I'm going to do, then I'll be right back.

She winked at her husband, and made her way out to the mailbox.

She hadn't noticed the couple walking down the street towards her house.

Excuse me, but I'm looking for a man named Jag. Is this his house?

Beans looked the man over, thinking he looked oddly familiar. She just couldn't quite place him...
You have the right house. And you are?

Is he home?

Beans was sure of only two things: this guy was being evasive, and she wasn't giving up her day with Jag just because some guy decided to drop by unannounced.

I'm sorry, but he's not here.

Well if Jag isn't home, then who is that?

Jag was on his way out to find his wife, who he thought might have gotten pulled in to the mailbox.

Suzanne, what's taking you so...

Tucker walked over to Jag, and put his hand on his shoulder.

Hey Jag. Long time, no see.

Tucker?

Jag looked his twin brother over, then gave him a big hug.

Tucker, wha ... where have you been?

Oh you know, I've been around. How ya been?

I'm great. Just great.

They stood for a moment in silence, both unsure of what to say next, before Jag finally invited his brother inside.

Once they got inside, Jag and Tucker went off into the bedroom to see the boys, while Beans sat with Tucker's wife.

So. I'm Suzy, but I go by Beans.

Suzy Beans? Did you used to live in the next town over?

Yeah. That's where I went to High School. Why?

I think we went to school together. CeeCee Mee - well I'm CeeCee Jagger now. We had Mrs Canning's English class together.

Beans drew a blank when she thought of CeeCee, but she remembered Mrs Canning really well because she used to fall asleep in mid-sentence.

My hair was longer, which I always wore in a bun. Oh, and I wore thick framed red glasses - kind of Lynda Carter/Wonder Woman style. Remember?

Oh yeah! You sat behind me, didn't you?

Yup. That's me!

Wow. And here you are, married to Jag's brother.

Which makes us sisters-in-law. Small world.

So, when are you due?

Any day now.

Do you know what you're having?

No, we want it to be a surprise. We're having the hardest time picking out names though.

Why's that? You can't find one you like?

No, it's just hard to think of that perfect one, you know?

You need a baby name book. You can use mine if you want. It's on the bookshelf over there.

Oh neat! Thank you!

CeeCee got up to look through the book. Meanwhile, in the bedroom...

Hey there little fella. Which one is this?

That's Chase.

Wow. He looks just like you Jag. Poor kid.

Yeah, he's a real chip off the old block.

And that ones named Chad?

Yup.

You pick these names?

Yup.

Tucker paused for a minute while he decided whether or not he should continue to ask questions.

Hey, are you still hunting Vampires Jag?

No, I quit. I have a family to think about.

That's interesting. Your wife know what these boys names mean?

No, and I'd like to keep it that way Tuck.

Hey, your secret's safe with me.

<- LG: The New Girl / LG: Two More? ->

LEGACY GIRLS: The New Girl

2006-08-11T16:15:00.000-05:00

There's a new girl in town - one that will surely leave her mark on Pleasantview. Let's go check in on her and make sure she's getting settled in.

Oh hey, there she is! Captain Angelia Capeetahn, meet your new audience. Everyone, this is Captain Angelia (pronounced Angela).

(whispering) We're not really sure what she's a Captain of.

Where am I? Am I dreaming? Everything looks kind of ... graphically designed.

You're in Pleasantview Captain.

Wait a minute. I'm in your Pleasantview?

Yes. My Pleasantview.

Woooooooooo! Yeah baby! I'm in Beans blog!

Glad you're so happy Captain.

Do you realize what this means Beans?

Uhh...I get to put you in awkward situations, then laugh about it?

Well duh. Yeah! But even better than that. It means I get...

...my own personal Made By Beans MAN BEAST!

*Captain Angelia starts dancing*

Oh yeah! I get all the Man Beasts I want! Woohoo! Literally!

Whoooooa slow down Captain. First we have to get you moved in. Then we can find - or build - you a man.

Awesome! And while we're on the subject, what did you do to me? I look...different.

Oh. I just gave you a new hairdo and a custom skin tone. I did it to all the Legacy Girls/Guys.

Woooohoooo! I have nipples! Wooooo!

Wow, the little things in life make you really happy, don't they?

Yeah yeah. Now back to my Man Beast. Can I place an order, or do I just get what you give me?

I guess you can make a request, but in the end it all goes by how many bolts you have for each other - altho in this neighborhood that doesn't seem to be a problem.

Hot dog!

Oh Yoo Hoo! Gooooooordon! Jesseeeeeeee! Your Captain awaits!

Wait a cotton pickin' minute here Captain. You can't have Gordon or Jesse.

But ... why not? They're the ones I want. I want them. I want them! I WANT THEM!!!!

Well, for starters Gordon's not in this blog. That's the next one over. And Jesse is already married. I'm afraid you'd have to fight Suzi for him and she's got some vicious claws on her.

Darmn!

Darmn?

Yes. Am I speaking Greek or something? I said DARMN!

Ah. Ok. Let's move on, shall we? The first thing you have to do is find a job. It says here your LTW is to ... oh boy ... become a Hall of Famer. Good career choice for someone looking for a Man Beast.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

And I'm in shape for that too. Watch this.

Wow. Jack Palance would be impressed.

Who?

Nevermind. C'mon Captain, we've got to get you on track. Let's go look for a job. I got you a nice new computer.

Cool a new comp...hey!

What's the matter?

What is this? Dial up? Where's the DSL?!

Oh. You couldn't afford it. Just sign on and look for a job. Then we're selling the computer back since you only have $20 left and we need the money.

Well, ok. But when I have enough money to buy another computer, you'd better get me DSL.

Deal. While you're looking, I'm going to see if the welcoming committee is on their way or not.

*A moment later...*

I don't see them yet. Hey, are you looking for a job?

Oh yeah. Working hard! Go Mr Pac Man...go!

Humpf. That's it. I'm picking for you. Since there are no athletic jobs available today, you're a....Golf Caddy. See you at 4am.

Yeah yeah. Now can I play?

Now you can play. Welcome to Pleasantview Captain.

Captain Angelia Capeetahn
Asp: Romance
LTW: Be a Hall of Famer
Zodiac: Taurus
Pers: 5/5/3/8/4

<- DOWNTOWN: Elec Supercenter / BEANS: Update 5 ->

DOWNTOWN: Electronics Supercenter

2006-08-10T10:40:00.000-05:00

*AUTHORS NOTE: As the families grow (and grow and grow), so will the downtown/Bluewater area. So I'm starting a new storyline called, suitably, Downtown. This will highlight anything that happens while store owners are at their place of business. So far the only store owner is Malcolm Landgraab IV, unless you count Jamie's occassional Starving Artists Yard Sale. Enjoy.

As Malcolm was ringing up one customer, Elmer walked over to complain about...Suzie Haggerty? I didn't catch what she did to upset him so much, but...wow!

Oh, and here we have Elmer telling the salesgirl, Tori, a thing or two. Did we wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning Elmer?

Hey Wonderboy. Did you have your first WonderWoohoo with that hot wife of yours yet?

Hey Landgraab. Guess what! You're a jerk.

HAHAHA! That means no!

You'd better zip it Landdrop...or else!

Or else what?

Or else I'll zip it for you.

Yeah? You and what army?

You forget who I work for Landgraab. One bite and you're history.

Bring it on Wonderboy.

Carl finally realized he had been there long enough and hadn't bought a thing. So he left to go home and take a shower. Malcolm got bored pretty quickly without Carl around to pick on, so he went off to find someone new to play with.

Uh. Excuse me. Mary Sue? Malcolm? You're both married and I don't like that Seductive Dancing face that Mary Sue has on.

Malcolm?

Mary Sue? Step away from The Malcolm!

<- UPDATING: Part Three / LEGACY GIRLS: The New Girl ->

UPDATING: Part 3

2006-08-10T09:35:00.000-05:00

*AUTHORS NOTE: The link to Mortimers story will open a new browser window. You'll want to bookmark that site because it is an awesome story!

MARCIE:

Dear Diary,

The other day I met a man named Moritmer Goth.

He seemed nice enough, but he has a sad look about him. I wonder what his story is? He didn't stick around very long.

Later that day, my friend Beans came over to meet little Max. She said something about him looking a lot like his father, but I'm not sure if it was a compliment or not. I happen to think that The Malcolm is very handsome.

She's a good friend. As a matter of fact, she's my best friend. Between work and little Max, I don't get to get out very often, so it's nice to have someone to hang out with here at the mansion. I don't know how she manages to find the time to get away from her twins, but then maybe it's because her husband is around more often. The Malcolm seems to always be working.

She stayed pretty late that day. When I left for work she was sitting in the hot tub with The Malcolm and one of his business associates. I heard The Malcolm mention something about some stolen bars of gold. Gosh I hope Beans isn't a criminal! That would be horrible if my best friend was a crook.

*~*

Dear Diary,

Today is my little Max's birthday. Beans was right. He looks a lot like his Daddy. Here's his birthday picture:

I just wish The Malcolm could have been here but like always, he's working.

<- UPDATING: Part Two / DOWNTOWN: Elec Supercenter ->

UPDATING: Part Two

2006-08-10T08:01:00.000-05:00

HEL:

Hel and Jerry had gotten to be best friends with Jesse and Suzi Jagger. They had them over for dinner one night, along with their new friend Marcie Landgraab. Suddenly, the conversation turned to Jesse's career choice.

Yeah I drive the getaway car for my boys now. Are you saying you're interested Jerry?

Very interested. Think you could hook me up Jesse?

I'm sure I could Jer, but are you sure you want to get into this lifestyle? It's not one you can quit if you change your mind later.

Yeah man. I'm sure.

You have to think about your family too there Jerry. It's all different when you're married. What about Hel?

You're married Jesse. And Malcolm's married to Marcie here. That hasn't stopped either of you.

What are you talking about? Malcolm's not a criminal.

Well yeah Jer, but Malcolm and I were in this before we got married. Our wives knew what they were getting in to. Hel married a Male Nurse, not a bank robber.

Uh, I repeat. Malcolm's not a criminal.

And don't even bring up Hayley, cause you guys each have a kid too.

Hey. Don't be talking about my man, Guy.

I'm not. I'm just saying that I know I can do this. C'mon man. Hook me up, wouldja?

Ok Jerry. I'll hook you up with something. But there are rules. First, you start off with the grunt work. Secondly, you do everything the Boss tells you to do, even if you don't want to. Got it?

I got it Jesse. Thanks man.

Jerry stood up to give Jesse a hug, but Jesse backed away from Jerry with a look of terror on his face.

Hey man, it might be cool for the Male Nurses to be hugging all over each other, but you're in the crime business now Jer. You don't hug other guys man. Not cool.

Oh. Sorry. I was just trying to thank you for helping me Jesse.

Tough guys don't hug Jer. They punch each other in the arm or grunt or something instead.

Really? I'll try to remember that.

Later that night, after everyone had left, Jerry sat down with Hayley and successfully taught her to say "Highchair" (kind of a tricky first word too!) . Tomorrow, he would be starting his new job.

JAMIE:

Ivy and Jamie quickly became best friends, often dropping by each other's houses for some play time.

Oooo right in the kisser.

Uh oh. Ivy you'd better run. She looks determined.

There's no purpose in this picture except that it's one of the cutest Father/Baby Daughter shots I've ever seen. Everyone say "Awwwwwwwwwww" then sigh heavily at the sight of Keith's big, strong arm muscle *rawr*

Hey Keith, guess what?

What Jamie?

The author changed the script. Family sims are allowed to have more than one baby now.

*Keith shivers* Oh are they now? I like the sound of that Jamie.

Excuse me, but correction guys. It's if the MOTHER has a LTW to have more children. This doesn't apply to you two since Jamie's LTW is to celebrate her golden anniversary. Sorry.

Ignore her Keith. She let Kimberly and Dean have another one and he's the one with the LTW, not Kimberly.

Yes I did. That was a mistake on my part. I mixed them up. But I'm clear on you two. No second...

...baby for...

Ok fine so you woohoo'd. At least I don't hear any...

*Chimes go off*

Oh great. Now look what you two have done.

All that ignoring me really wore them out. And it's only 3 in the afternoon.

They woke up just in time to help Jenna make the transition from infant to toddler. Looks like somebody inherited her mother's beautiful eyes!

<- UPDATING: Part One / UPDATING: Part Three ->

UPDATING: Part One

2006-08-08T22:31:00.000-05:00

*AUTHOR'S NOTE: There are a lot of updates to do, so instead of writing mini-stories, I'm going to update you all in different ways. Some will be through the sims Journals, some will be just straight updates. Enjoy.*

KIMBERLY:

Today we welcome a new family to Pleasantview. Kimberly & Dean Emmis, and their young daughter, Lucia (pronounced "Lou-CHEE-ah").

Kimberly and Dean are expecting the birth of their second child any day now.

Stats:
Dean, Aquarius, 5/6/4/5/5, LTW: Grad 3 Kids from College, Career: Rookie
Kimberly, Libra, 2/6/5/5/7, LTW: Have 6 Grandkids, Career: Fast Food Shift Manager
Lucia, Gemini, 3/6/6/5/5

Oh, and Dean and Kimberly are yet another 3 bolt couple. *sigh*

Some cute photos:

Lucia's First Word (Bottle)

Lucia just after being potty trained. Isn't she CUTE?!

IVY:

Ivy's been pretty busy lately. She's worked her way up to Party DJ, while still finding time to play as much as possible.

Here we see her perusing Jamie Matthew's yard sale. Ivy ended up buying a Jamie Original entitled "White Giraffe Eats From a Tree". It's now hanging in Tristan's bedroom.

When she got home, she found the nanny playing in the sprinkler. So she did what any good mother would do. She joined her!

Later, when Ivy went to work, Elmer decided to keep the nanny around so he could get some a little exercise in. He's packed on a few pounds, and although his wife doesn't mind it, he's determined to get into better shape again.

It's a bit disturbing that the nanny is thinking of Elmer as he's laying on the floor, grunting and sweating. Bad Nanny. Bad bad Nanny.

Here's Elmer headed off to work as a Project Leader. A few extra pounds or not, you're looking good Elmer!

The next day, Ivy decided to...

Hey wait a minute. Ivy? What are you doing?

Fixin' the tub.

But...you're a Pleasure sim. Is this...pleasurable?

No. Quite bluntly, this STINKS! But I want to take a bubble bath, and I can't do that until the tub is fixed. And well, nobody directed me to call a repairman, so I'm just going to do it myself.

Oh. Yeah. That was my job. I must have been uhhh...distracted.

You were watching Elmer work out, if I'm remembering right.

Me? Oh I was, wasn't I. I was...watching his form. Yeah, that's it. Just making sure he wasn't hurting himself.*points to self* Ex-bodybuilder, remember?

Whatever Beans. Paybacks. I know where Jag lives. *whistling a happy tune*

Oh go soak in your tub.

I think now's a good time to move on to the next update...

<- BABY NEWS: Rob & Suzy / UPDATING: Part Two ->

BABY NEWS: Rob & Suzi

2006-08-08T07:25:00.000-05:00

Opal was trying hard to please Rob, but she often found herself talking to a man lost in his scientific thoughts.

I make sandwiches. You like, no?

Uh huh. Just gotta do this one thing first.

What Rob had to do was try out his newly designed RobsImAHappyGuyHat (patent pending).

Dahlink! You have big bug on head!

Wha? No no Opal, this is my RobsImAHappyGuyHat (patent pending).

Dis is hat? It no look like hats in my country.

It's a special hat Opal.

*cue music*

It makes me feel like dancing. I feel good (ow!). Why, it even makes me feel kinda... footloose!

As the music in Rob's head plays on, Opal watches as her husband starts to twitch and jerk.

Rob? This is seizure?

No Opal. I'm dancing.

*Rob starts singing*
You spin me right round baby, right round
Like a record baby, right round round round...

Come on Opal, come dance.

As they danced the night away, Rob was seeing a part of his internet bride that he hadn't seen before - her fun side.

The next morning, as Rob was cleaning up the breakfast dishes (it's the one time Rob cleaned anything up actually), Opal grabbed her stomach and started swaying back and forth.

Hey, new dance move Opal?

No! Dis is labor Dahlink!

A magical spin later, and Rob and Opal were welcoming their son Ringo into the family.

Here. You hold de son. I need rest. Rest and water.

(Who writes this stuff? Rest and water?)

*~* SCROLL DOWN FOR SUZI'S UPDATE *~*

Things were going well for Suzi and Jesse.

Very well.

Well well. Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Both. *Jesse wiggles eyebrows*

Down cowboy. Let's have some breakfast first.

Over breakfast, the conversation turns to idle gossip.

Hey Suzi, know who else is pregnant?

Who?

Nina Caliente, of all people.

Correction Jesse, she was pregnant. She had twins.

Really? Where did you hear this?

I had the displeasure of running into her when I was out for my walk yesterday. She started yelling at me that someone had gotten her pregnant, and she thinks she knows who it was. I told her it wasn't my fault and to back off Sistah, but she said that because Rob's my friend...

Whoa, Rob got her pregnant?

That's what she said.

Poor guy. I wouldn't want to be in his shoes.

Suddenly Suzi jumps up from the table.

Uh oh, this is it Jesse. The baby's coming!

Whoa! Labor? Baby? Wait, I saw this in a movie once. Boil some water! Grab some sheets! But I don't know nuttin' bout birthin' no babies...

Well Suzi? What is it? Boy or girl?

It's a boy! We have a son!

WHOOOO! It's a boy!

The little guy is my son!

Hmm, I like that for a name. Do you like Guy for his name Jesse?

I have a son named Guy. Guy is a manly name. I'm the man. Guy's the man. Oh yeah baby!

<- TOWN NEWS: Maja / UPDATING: Part One ->

TOWN NEWS: Maja

2006-08-04T11:50:00.000-05:00

It started out a day like any other day for these two lovebirds...

Maja made sure to congratulate Aron several times on being a major Hottie.

Aron spent some time rubbing Maja's belly and talking to their baby.

So Maja did the same, but added a little twist.

Why Dreamboat, I think you're carrying twins. Or TRIPLETS! Yes, triplets.

You really think I have more than one baby in there?

No, I just like to see Beans sweat a little.

The fact that they were both ready to pop didn't stop these two from enjoying each other though.

Ooo I love it when you bend over backwards like that.

Only for you Aron.

*Disclaimer: No bellies were injured during the shooting of this scene - although they did bump into each other a few times.*

And how cute (aka sickening) is this. They even turn the jukebox off at the same time.

Aron, wipe that silly smirk off your face.

I can't. My face is stuck. And it's not silly. This is my Seductive Dancing face.

Yes, my face is still stuck, even after a trip to err...read the paper. And no "Elvis on the toilet" jokes please. This is a serious situation. I can't wipe my Seductive Dancing smirk off my face. What if I'm stuck like this permanently? Who knows how many ladies I'll accidentally seduce? This look is too powerful to just be carelessly tossing it around right and left.

Guess I'll try eating something. Maybe that'll help.

Well, I guess that should get his face unstuck. Aron wake up. You're sleeping. Wake up and go to bed.

So Aron pulls himself up and heads upstairs for a nap. After a refreshing power nap, he gets up to use the bathroom. But a few steps shy of the bathroom, he stops suddenly.

Maja! Maja come quickly! I think the alien is comin' out!

Sorry LoveStud, but I'm a little busy down here!

So upstairs, while little Luke was being born...

...downstairs little Umelmahaye was also coming into the family.

Oh wait. Did I say Umelmahaye? I meant Gabriella. *wink*

(2 worthless points for anyone that can tell me what movie the name "Umelmahaye" is from. I changed the spelling a bit so you can't cheat and look it up online lol)

<- TOWN NEWS: Birgitte & Carl /BABY NEWS: Rob & Suzi ->

TOWN NEWS: Birgitte & Carl

2006-08-04T09:57:00.000-05:00

The phone rings in the Johnson household.

Hello?
Hey Suzie.
Well how in the world did your table break?
Huh. I've never heard of a table breaking from the food being too heavy Suzie.
Yeah, you can have our old one. I'll bring it over later on. Bye.

Trent, do you have to admire my beauty while I'm eating?

Sorry, I can't help myself. It's the whole "3-bolt" thing.

I think I hear the delivery truck Trent and Birgie's still hungry.

Ooo. Allow me to get it for you. You stay here and feed my baby.

*Gratuitous shirtless man shot*

Yeah I'm the man. I'm bringing more food in for my Birgie. There's nothing she loves more right now than food. Well, and me of course.

That's right, Birgitte and Trent are expecting a child. Oh now how sweet is that. She even thinks about Trent while she's barfing.

Ok, I'm off to work now! Wonder if I should have told Trent about the mess in the bathroom? Oh well. He'll figure it out when he goes to use the toilet. Hee!

But Trent was too busy doing other things to worry about cleaning up Birgitte's mess.

Oh man! There goes their chess table too! Go Nolan!

A couple of months later, the Johnson's would hit a rough spot in their lives. The trash compactor, shower, and TV all broke at the same time. With neither Trent nor Birgitte being mechanically inclined, they were at the mercy of the repairman. Just as he was finishing up the TV, a small grease fire broke out in the kitchen. Luckily The Fireman was close by and put the fire out in record time. The stress of it all finally got to the couple.

Simultaneous temper tantrums. How cute.

And it wasn't long before Birgitte found herself in labor.

I can't remember what the Labor Coach said to do! Huff Puff Huff? Hee Hee Hoo maybe?

After lots of huffing, puffing and hee'ing, little Elizabeth was born. Birgitte then walked over and handed their daughter to Trent.

Birgie? What are you doing?

We're a 3-bolt couple Trent. We have a reputation to uphold here.

Hoo Hoo Hee, and their second daughter was born. They named her Taylor.

*~* SCROLL DOWN FOR CARL'S UPDATE *~*

*NOTE: I apologize for how dark these images are. That darn castle is so dark, even in the daytime it's nearly impossible to get good shots inside. I also apologize for how short this update is.*

Aria was just starting to show when she and Carl finally exchanged vows.

Aria never claimed to be the best cook, and she proved it by setting the kitchen on fire while trying to make a Pop Tart.

As she screamed for help in the kitchen, Carl was lost in a book in the living room. He never heard Aria's screams or the fireman who came in and put the blaze out.

But all the excitement was too much for Aria. After a short nap (yes those are her pajamas), and as she was about to climb into the shower, Aria went into labor.

And so, while Carl kept reading in the living room, their daughter Cally was born in the bathroom.

<- BABY NEWS: Surprise /TOWN NEWS: Maja ->

BABY NEWS: Surprise

2006-08-04T09:32:00.000-05:00

This is a little story about a woman that's actually not one of the Legacy Girls or Town News girls. Her story however, is an important one. And heck, you just might get a laugh out of it.

Join me now as we bravely enter the home of Nina Caliente...

After seeing the same thought bubble floating over the ghostly head of Michael Bachelor, I thought that he was haunting Nina because of this:

I discovered later that it's probably due to the fact that his widow, Dina, is now married to Mortimer Goth. Nice of her to leave his urn behind for her sister to enjoy...

So Nina, as you all probably know, is a Romance sim. And she's been working really hard at getting that LTW of 20 Simultaneous Lovers. She even had her friend Rob build her a customized RobsWooHooInator. But although Nina may be knowledgable in the ways of seduction, she's lacking a little common sense.

*picks up home pregnancy test and reads the results*

Positive? How can that be? I only slept with Mortimer and Don and that repair guy and Holden and Rob and Daniel and ... oh and I helped that DW guy experiment. Oh *#%$@*!

Yes Nina found herself in quite a predicament. Not only was she going to have a baby, but she had no idea who the father was.

Oh look at her being all maternal like. Isn't that cute.

Finally the big day arrives and Nina goes into labor.

Ok, this kinda hurts. Ow.

Suck it up Nina.

As fate would have it, Nina had twins. First, her son Austin was born.

Then came her daughter, Rory.

Good luck Nina. You're going to need it.

<- A Sad Day in Pleasantview /TOWN NEWS: Birgitte & Carl ->

A Sad Day in Pleasantview

2006-08-04T07:21:00.000-05:00

It was a sad day in Pleasantview yesterday. I lost one of my Legacy Girls. Although I tried to save her, nothing worked. With nobody in the Paranormal field, and no college grads in this generation, I currently have no way to bring her back. Hopefully, her only child will make it through college, and set a personal goal to bring her mother home.

Here's the short, but sad, story on the untimely death of Deb Von Tristenburg.

Deb returned home from her job as a Prep Cook, happy to have been demoted after a little accident at work.

Hello family! Mommy is home and guess what?! I got a DEMOTION! Go me!

That's great Deb. Glad you're happy. Now get inside. You're looking a little...pale?

*Author clicks "FLY HERE" command*

Deb? I said get inside. Your needs are getting really red there!

*Author clicks "FLY HERE" command again*

Oh. I'm not feeling so good.

Deb, I'm starting to get really worried. FLY HERE! FLY HERE!

Oh this isn't good at all. Take good care of Jett.

NOOOOO! Wait. FLY HERE DEB!!

But it was too late. All that was left was her wedding ring.

At this point, I started to panic a little bit.

What do I do? I can't wake The Count up to try to save her, or he'll fry too. Aria's at work, and she never liked Deb anyway. CARL! He always had a thing for Deb. He'll save her!

Carl obediently strolls outside (he doesn't have a run option, darn it), gets on his hands and knees and begs Grimmy not to take Deb.

This your idea of a joke Beans?

Sorry Grimmy. Deb's death wasn't part of my master plan and I...

Save it. Ain't interested.

You watchin' Kid? I'm only gonna show you this once. Watch the blue light very carefully.

Now pick a hand.

Aw man. I was never any good at this when I was a kid. Can't we play Rock Paper Scissors instead?

I always lose at that game. Pick a hand.

Ok um...the right one. NO! The left one. NO! The right one.

My right or your right?

Your right. NO! My right. NO! Your right. On second thought...

Too late. You lose.

Poor Carl was devastated that he had picked the wrong hand.

So devastated, that he swept up Deb's ashes, and placed them in an urn to remember her by.

Then he went inside to check on Jett.

Mama?

I'm sorry Jett. I did my best.

And downstairs in the lower chambers, The Count arises early from his slumber.

My beloved Deb is gone?

*NOTE: I could not keep The Count in bed after Deb's death. I'd put him back in and he'd jump back out again to cry. He doesn't have the "meditate" option, so I couldn't do that. I thought for a minute that I was going to lose him too.

Goodbye Deb Cee Von Tristenburg. You'll be missed.

<- TOWN NEWS: Carl & DW /BABY NEWS: Surprise ->

TOWN NEWS: Carl & DW

2006-07-29T18:33:00.000-05:00

The Counts plan had worked. Aria was a big distraction to Carl, and he quickly forgot about his attraction to Deb.

And even though Aria had her own room with her own bed, she rarely ever slept in it. Finally, Aria decided to confront Carl about something that had been on her mind a lot.

Carl, we've been together for almost a year now. Why haven't you proposed to me yet?

I don't know. It hasn't crossed my mind I guess.

Oh. I see.

Don't take it personally Aria. The truth is that there's still a lot I don't know about you. For instance, exactly what kind of teacher are you? Jett already knows how to walk and talk. She's fully potty trained. She's learned her ABC's. I haven't seen you read to her at all.

Well that's because I'm not that kind of teacher Carl.

Meaning?

Meaning, I'm more of a trainer than a teacher. It's my job to teach her to fight and to turn her into The Protector.

Oh. Does Deb know this?

I don't know. It was The Count that hired me. Guess you'll have to ask him. You're off the subject, Carl.

I uh...well gosh Aria. Why rush? Why not just leave things as they are? We're having fun right?

Oh we're having fun alright Carl. Lots of fun on that stupid automatic bed that someone put in my bedroom. Who's idea was that anyway? You know how many times I've gone upstairs to relax and found The Count laying there? Not a pretty picture, I'll tell you.

She leans in and lowers her voice, so that anybody else who might be listening doesn't hear her.

He's not gray like that all over you know.

Then she continued...

And did you know that the "Try for Baby" switch was flipped to the ON position?

Carl was shocked.

It was?! Who would have done that?

I don't know, but now I'm pregnant. So now you have to marry me.

But...but...but...what if I said that I still wasn't sure?

Then I'd have to seriously hurt you Carl.

But...I don't have a ring.

Aria pulled a ring out of her pocket and handed it to Carl. Carl looked at the ring, back up at Aria, then back down at the ring.

On second thought, you don't have to propose to me. I mean, it would only mean a lifetime of falling asleep next to me. Me and my body...

That was all she had to say.

Carl dropped to his knee and proposed.

For me? Oh Carl, I'm so surprised!

And that ladies, is how you get what you want.

*~* SCROLL DOWN FOR DW'S UPDATE *~*

As DW slept in his bed, a woman with wings appeared by his bedside.

She looked at him briefly, sprinkled some gold dust over his stomach, then disappeared as quickly as she had appeared.

The next morning, DW woke up, went downstairs and got some cereal. As he stood up, he felt his stomach pop out. He could tell something was very different.

By the end of the day, DW was in labor. He had never heard of a man getting pregnant without being abducted, and had certainly never heard of a 24 hour pregnancy, yet here was, apparently giving birth.

Alvin ran in just as DW finished having the baby.

DW! What is that?!

It's a large banana. What do you think it is? It's baby of course!

Baby?! But we decided no babies! Where did you get that from?

I don't know. I just...had it.

Oh stop your fibbing DW. Come on. Fess up. Where'd you get the baby?

I told you Alvin, I had it. It's ours.

What do you mean ours? You mean...

Yours and mine, silly.

Oh. Well, what is it? Look between it's legs DW.

DW looked between the babies legs, then announced to Alvin that they'd had a son.

Let's name him Davy. I like that name. Alvin, you'd better go to the store. We'll need bottles, formula, a crib, some clothes - all the stuff babies need.

That night, at 3 am, DW got up to take Davy downstairs for a bottle. As he was walking back upstairs to put Davy back to bed, he was surprised to find a woman with wings standing in front of him.

Oh good, you had him. And he's so cute too.

Excuse me? Who are you? How'd you get in my house? And where'd you get that gorgeous costume?

I'm Janell, I flew in naturally, and it's not a costume. I came to check on the baby. Now that I see he's doing well, I can leave.

Wait! Wait, don't leave. Did you ... I mean, how did I...?

Ah. You have questions and you want answers. Ok, I'll tell you what you want to know. I'm Janell, from Cothadoxis. You just gave birth to our future ruler. Our people thank you.

Whoa whoa. I what?

Janell let out a small sigh, then continued on with her story.

I forgot how slow you have to talk to Mortals. Your great-great-great...well, 10th great grandchild, is going to be our future ruler. You were failing at being abducted, so they sent me and my husband Merik to step in and help you along. Last night, I sprinkled a little Cotha Dust on your stomach. As you see, it did the trick.

Upon seeing the confused look on DW's face, she continued.

I must have sprinkled a little too much, causing the pregnancy to happen so quickly. Sorry about that.

But, I have to go and check on someone else in this town. Of course, I wasn't supposed to be seen, and now - well you've gone and seen me. But, after I'm done with you, you won't remember. Take good care of that baby DW.

She pulled some dust out of midair, blowing it off of her hand and in the direction of DW and Davy. DW inhaled it and started coughing. When he looked up, she was gone.

At first he was looking around the room trying to figure out where she went, but after a few seconds, he had forgotten what he was looking for. He walked upstairs, put Davy in the crib, and went to bed.

<- BABY NEWS: Theresa / A Sad Day in Pleasantview ->

BABY NEWS: Theresa

2006-07-26T21:16:00.000-05:00

Having a brother who was a scientist was finally coming in handy for Ned. He needed someone to run a DNA test. Someone he could trust not to muck it up. Someone he knew would give him the results he knew were right - that Jackson wasn't his son.

Three very long weeks later, a letter came in the mail addressed to Ned. It was from the lab that Jag worked at. As tempting as it was to open it up and peek at it, Theresa respected Ned's wishes to be the first to read the results. She laid the letter on the table and left it there for Ned.

A few minutes later, she walked by the table. She looked at the envelope. Then she walked by it again. And looked at it again. The suspense was too much. Maybe she couldn't open it, but Ned never said anything about not using the phone...

Beans! Oh thank goodness you're home.
It's about the test.
Do you know the results then?
Oh. He wouldn't tell you what it said, huh.
Can you call him?
Oh. No I understand. Thanks anyway.

After a long day at work, Ned decided that he could wait for a few more minutes to read what he already knew, and climbed in the shower.

Finally, he walked over to the letter, stared at it for a moment, took a deep breath and opened the envelope. After reading it over, he laid the letter down, picked up the phone and called his brother.

Hey Jag.
Yeah I got it.
Just how positive is 99.9% anyway?
Doesn't that mean that there's a .1% chance I'm not his father?
Really. No chance at all huh. Ok then.
Yeah I'm ok.
She's asleep now, but we'll see how ok Theresa is in the morning when I tell her.
Later.

But Theresa would still be asleep when Ned got up for work in the morning. Knowing how tired she had been lately, and how close to delivering their baby she was, he decided to let her sleep.

True to form, just as Ned pulled away for work, Theresa got up. As she was walking downstairs, she stopped in her tracks...

...and went into labor.

(These poor guys! They're ALL missing the births of their babies!)

And that's where little Tori Jagger was born.

But the story doesn't end here. Ned got home and was elated to see that his daughter had been born.

His first thought after walking in the door was getting upstairs to have some Father Daughter time with Tori.

Then he went downstairs to tell his wife the news. He showed her the letter and let her know about what his brother had told him.

Theresa, stunned and trying to absorb the news, stood very still and very quiet.

Theresa?

(silence)

Say something please.

Finally Theresa broke her silence.

What do you want me to say Ned? Yeah. I'm happy for you. Yippee Skippee. You have a son. I have a stepson. Now we can deal with Kitty Crumbower for the rest of our lives. We can fight over weekends and holidays. Ooo, and I get the honor of working my butt off so that we can send that ... witch ... money every month.

Theresa, it won't be that bad. I'll work everything out with Kitty.

Don't fool yourself Ned. Kitty isn't the "let's work it out" type, in case you've forgotten. She's going to make our lives a living hell. She'll make sure of it.

Well there is another option Theresa.

Oh do tell. I'm dying to hear it.

Ned put some more enthusiasm in his voice, hoping to cheer Theresa up and get her to agree to his idea.

He could move in here. With us? Maybe?

Theresa took a deep breath in, then released it in one big exhale, hoping to get rid of some of the anger, jealousy and sadness she was feeling. Kitty had given Ned his first child. As hard as she tried to fight it off, an image of Ned and Kitty kept popping up in her head, followed by the image of the blonde headed boy sitting on her lawn. Ned's son.

Ned and Kitty's son.

She hated feeling this way about an innocent child, but she didn't want Jackson in her home. This was her home. Her's and Ned's and Tori's. But she loved Ned, and liked that he wanted to take responsibility for the son he never knew he had. She wanted to help him, but at what cost?

I need some time Ned.

Ned reached out and put his hand under Theresa's chin, lifting it gently so he could look in her eyes.

You are an awesome woman Theresa. Take all the time you need.

(AUTHORS NOTE: This means that Beans, Dawn, Deb, Ivy, Kate, Suzie, Theresa, Audra, Hel, Jamie, & Marcie have all had their babies. Suzi, Maja (and Aron *hehe*), Opal (Rob's wife) and Birgitte are all pregnant now (didn't know that, didja?). Those updates are coming soon. Then I just have to get Carl and DW to start their legacies. C'mon guys!)

<- UPDATES: Lots at once! / TOWN NEWS: Carl & DW ->

UPDATES: Lots at once!

2006-07-26T20:24:00.000-05:00

In an effort to get caught up, I'm doing one update on several of the Sims, including 5 Town News sims and 1 Legacy Girl. They'll be a little brief, but it'll get you caught up with their stories. Enjoy.

DW:

Shortly after the wedding of Birgitte and Trent Johnson, DW had proposed to Alvin Andrews.

And shortly after that, they were joined in union. DW had heard the rumors about Alvin, that perhaps he wasn't always faithful in the past to other partners, but he knew that Alvin was 100% faithful to him.

To celebrate, they threw a party with some of their closest friends there. Birgitte was there, as well as Elmer Walton and the mailman, Joel.

Alvin, are you checking out Birgitte's butt?

Me? Nooo. I'm just uhh...checking out her dance moves. Yeah, her dance moves.

After the party, they went out on the deck and looked up at the stars, like they did every night. They were hoping to catch something - anything that would prove that there was alien life in outerspace, but instead they got something else completely...

..Maximum Logical Knowledge.

Both DW and Alvin maxed out their logic skills on the deck that night.

But will DW ever get abducted like he wants to? If not, will they ever both drop the fear of adopting a child so that their legacy can continue? Keep your fingers crossed...

Hel:

So...you're 9 months pregnant and ready to explode. Your husband just walked out the door for work. What do you do?

Go into labor of course.

Welcome to the Legacy Girls, little Hayley Wilson. Yet another adorable baby in the mix.

Jamie:

Keith was really excited at the idea of being a Daddy, and took really good care of Jamie during her pregnancy. He cooked for her, took the trash out, and cleaned up all he could while still making plenty of time to be very lovey-dovey to her (reminder, 3 bolt couple here...watching them together can cause cavities).

So...you're 9 months pregnant and ready to explode. Your husband just walked out the door for work. What do you do?

Go into labor of course (is there an echo in here?)

Puff Puff Spin - and little Jenna Matthew is born. Look at those EYES!

Marcie:

*Authors note: While at Birgitte's wedding, Marcie autonomously changed from maternity clothes into her formal dress (like most pregnant women do). The problem was that she never switched back to being pregnant again after that. Even in her own house, she was skinny as a rail. I thought at first that I had lost her pregnancy, but then in one smooth motion, she spun, belly popped out, then this happened. It caught me by surprise, so I was lucky to get the pictures that I got!*

Malcolm had just gotten home (yes, I have him working as well as running his businesses...I'm such a slave driver), when Marcie went into labor. He and his friend ran into the dining room and panicked as fast as they could.

After Malcolm finished screaming like a girl, he got to meet his new son, Maximilian Landgraab.

Rob:

Rob had a new invention, and was eager to test it out.

My RobsGroovyRejoovyNator (patent pending) is all juiced up and ready to go. Now all I have to do is stand in this bucket of water, and hold these live wires with my bare hands. No worries there...

Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

*smell of hair burning*

Ahhh. Better than woohoo.

But Rob was getting lonely. All the women worth looking at in town were already married. So he did what any smart, funny, good looking man would do.

He ordered a bride on the internet. Direct from some tiny country he'd never heard of.

The next day, Opal arrived in Pleasantview and Rob was slipping a wedding ring on his new bride's finger.

Uh, Opal...do you realize what you've signed up for here? And I should probably warn you about the RobsWooHooInator. Don't let him talk you into...

Oh. Nevermind.

Suzi:

And my last birth-to-be announcement of the day...

Suzi and Jesse. Awwww, ain't they cute? I meant the happy couple, not the kitties. Although they're cute too, aren't they?

And, in case you're wondering, Jesse is still living his life of crime. Suzi is still covering for him. There have been no more fires or break in's.

As for The Fireman...well, he's been a little quiet lately...

<- TOWN NEWS: Carl / BABY NEWS: Theresa ->

TOWN NEWS: Carl

2006-07-26T19:56:00.000-05:00

Carl was living a fascinating life. He was sharing a house with two vampires, one of them the legendary Count Von Tristenburg. He was helping to raise their daughter, the girl who would grow up to be The Protector.

There was one other thing in particular that he was enjoying being around as well. Unfortunately The Count was always around and watching him very closely.

Then one morning, Carl woke up to find a beautiful woman standing at the foot of his bed.

Now this is my kind of dream!

I'm sorry for waking you. This is the only room with a mirror and I...

It's ok. You can use that mirror any time you want to. What's your name?

Aria. Yours?

Carl.

Oh right. The nanny.

I prefer the term "Professional Buddy".

Right.

After a refreshing cold shower, Carl joined Aria in the kitchen for breakfast.

So Aria...ever been in prison?

Once or twice.

I think I love you Aria.

I get that a lot Carl.

It didn't take long for these two to get closer and closer...

So Aria, can I call you later?

You won't have to call very far Carl. The Count hired me to be Jett's teacher. I'm going to be living here.

*Carl shivers in anticipation*

<- SPECIAL UPDATE: Best Friends / UPDATES: Lots at once! ->

SPECIAL UPDATE: Best Friends

2006-07-26T18:16:00.000-05:00

I'm still working on the next updates (both for this blog and for the Ridgeways), but I couldn't wait to share this with everyone.

Nolan and Keith have become best friends. But after watching how the guys chose to spend their evening hanging out at Keith & Jamie's house, I'm wondering...should Suzie and Jamie be worried? *hehe*

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<- TOWN NEWS: Birgitte's Wedding / TOWN NEWS: Carl ->

TOWN NEWS: Birgitte's Wedding

2006-07-25T15:14:00.000-05:00

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<- SPECIAL UPDATE: Aron & Maja /SPECIAL UPDATE: Best Friends ->

SPECIAL UPDATE: Aron & Maja

2006-07-24T13:08:00.000-05:00

(Authors Note: In response to the negative feelings towards poor Aron, who proposed to Maja before telling her that he's pregnant with an alien baby, I'm putting out another update to let you see how Maja reacted to the news. Again, these two are a real challenge to write up. All they want to talk about are kissing, babies and money. I had to make them talk about a few other things so that I could get the right screenshots. Other than that, I just followed them around to see what they'd do *cause they're so fun to watch lol*. So what you see, is the real Aron & Maja. Enjoy.)

We start the story from where the last update left off. Aron had just proposed, and Maja enthusiastically accepted his proposal.

Wait a minute. I almost forgot. I'm upset with you Aron.

For what?

Where were you last night? I called and called. I even came by, but you weren't here.

Funny you should ask, because I need to talk to you about that. Let's go inside.

Ok, let's see...last night. Where should I start.

Start by telling me where you were Aron. It's not a tough question.

Maja folded her arms in defiance. She could tell he was having a hard time telling her something, and she could only imagine what it was. Her mind started racing about all the things he could have been doing. Great, I just got engaged to a guy that was probably out cheating on me last night.

Ok, here's the thing. I was abducted by aliens.

Aliens. Aron, come on. Tell me where you really were.

I am telling you where I was Maja! I went outside to look at the stars, and before I knew it, they were sucking me up into the sky.

They took me onto their spaceship, and put me in this thing they called a PootZeeBahBeeEnSeyed. I think it was some kind of an insemination machine. Somehow, I think it worked too, cause I feel really sick now. I mean, I already was sick from that old spaghetti, but now I feel really sick. And I've heard about men getting abducted and having alien babies. So I got one of those tests you girls take, where you pee on a stick, and it came back positive. So I guess what I'm saying is that...I'm going to be a Mommy.

Maja just blankly stared at Aron, trying to take it all in.

Maja, if you want to call off the engagement, I'll understand.

Then Maja started laughing.

Wait, you're pregnant?

Yes.

Like, you're going to have a baby?

Yes.
Aron hung his head. The woman he loved was laughing at him.

Wow. That's...incredible Aron.

At the sight of Aron's sad face, she finished her thought, still half laughing.

Don't be sad my Love Stud, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing because the reason I was trying to call you was to tell you that I'm pregnant. Looks like we're going to be sharing maternity clothes.

You're pregnant too? Wait, so I'm going to be a Mommy and a Daddy?

Yeah yeah, I guess so. Let's kiss now.

And of course, they did.

They didn't waste time in getting married, since Maja was insistant on having their wedding pictures taken before either of them was showing.

There is no purpose for this picture, other than to show you what Maja's first thought was as they stood under the alter waiting for the ceremony to start:

This girl needs an OFF button installed.

Back to the story...

It was a beautiful small ceremony. Just afterwards, both the Bride and Groom ran off to the bathroom to throw up. Ah...romance.

And here they are now, with matching bellies. Awwwww...

*Authors note: I sat down with Maja and Aron and went over the One Kid Per Family rule with them again. Given the special circumstances, I've allowed them to have the two of course, but they have promised me that they will NOT be having twins. Or double twins. Rest assured, these will be two single births. I'm sure of it. Uh huh. Positive.*

*nods in assurance*

<- TOWN NEWS: Maja / TOWN NEWS: Birgitte's Wedding ->

TOWN NEWS: Maja

2006-07-23T08:05:00.000-05:00

(Authors note: It's a real challenge to write about these two since all they want to do is swoon over each other. Somehow I managed to make a story out of it all. Enjoy!)

Maja and Aron had become inseparable. She even helped him move his things out of his sisters house and into his new house.

And one little Sweet Talk later, they were in love.

But it was a rough day for Aron.

Awww, what's the matter Hot Stuff?

I don't know. I don't feel so good.

Did you eat anything this morning, Love God?

Just that spaghetti that I had left out on the counter from the night before.

Well unless your stomach is made out of the same steel that your muscles are *rawwr*, then that would certainly make you sick Lover Boy.

So Maja took Aron inside and made him a cup of hot tea, then fixed herself a salad to eat. Then they talked about the two most important things to Maja:

Kissing...

...and money.

Soon enough, they found themselves relaxing on Aron's new bed.
(Author laughs maniacally)

*ahem* Sorry. Back to the story...

Hey Maja, wanna play Elvis and Priscilla?

Ooo yeah! Can I be Priscilla this time?

The poor things tuckered themselves out. Just before they fell asleep, Maja asked Aron:

Wow, where did you get this bed?

Some guy named Rob was selling them on the corner.

Remind me to thank him.

(And I bet you want to know if we heard baby chimes, don't you? Sorry, I had my music turned up, so I don't know *whistling innocently*)

The next morning, Maja got up, got dressed, and left to go back home and get ready for work. After work, she called Aron to see how he was feeling, but didn't get an answer. She called a few more times, then decided to go over to his house.

But Aron didn't answer. Maja was a little concerned. She knew he was sick and was sure he hadn't gone anywhere. She knew he didn't have any weddings scheduled at the Chapel. She knocked a few more times, then decided to call it a night and went back home.

The next morning, Aron called Maja begging her to come over immediately. She hopped in her car and sped over to his house.

Maja! Thank God you're here.

What's up?

You need to move in with me. I need you here.

Woooo ok!

Wait. That's not all.

Maja, I want to marry you. Will you Love Me Tender for the rest of our lives?

Jackpot!

As he stood there holding his new fiancee, he thought back to the night before.

Now I just have to explain to her about what happened to me last night...

<- TOWN NEWS: Audra / SPECIAL UPDATE: Aron & Maja ->

TOWN NEWS: Audra

2006-07-22T18:26:00.000-05:00

Audra had tossed Daniel out of her life, and had jump started her new life by sharing a night with her co-worker Jason. But as she would discover a few weeks later, it wouldn't be without consequences.

Audra often thought about Daniel. She wondered if he was still with his wife, or if he had moved on and found someone else. Either way, she thought, he wasn't worth the time it took to miss him.

She hadn't seen Jason again since the night that they had together. She had taken some time off of work, so he didn't even know that she was pregnant with his child. Until one day...

Jason! What are you doing here?

I wanted to see you Audra. You haven't been at work and I was worried about you.

Audra held her hand to her stomach.

Oh I uh...well I...

Whoa! Is that mine Audra?

Uh. Yes?

Audra was hoping to be able to skip this moment. She just wanted to be left alone to raise her child by herself.

Cool! Hey. We could get married, and raise this little tyke together. Wouldn't that be awesome?!

Uh. I don't know Jason. I don't think that...

Well geez Audra. A kid needs a mother and a father, and you said that's my baby right?

Yes, it's yours. I'm pretty sure anyway. I mean I guess it also could be...

Well then we should get married. It's the right thing to do.

Look Jason, I really like you. You're very nice, you're a lot of fun, and you're really fun, if you get what I'm saying. But we have to be realistic here. We don't know each other that well and neither one of us makes very much money. I don't think that's a really good life for a kid, do you?

Jason lowered his head in defeat, then looked back up at Audra again.

Hey. That's cool. You're going to let me see him, or her, though aren't you?

Yes Jason. You can see him, or her, anytime you want to.

Cool. Catch you later Audra.

Two months later, there was a knock on Audra's door...

Audra, I got a new job for the Pleasantview Phlyers. I'm their Team Mascot. I'm making good money now Audra, so...will you marry me?

But Audra still said no, claiming that she still didn't know him well enough and didn't want to get tied down to one man.

But Audra had a secret. She really liked Jason...a lot. She thought about him all the time and hated seeing him go home. Her thoughts kept drifting back to that one night that they had together, when he slept next to her all night long with his arm around her waist.

Audra finally made her decision. She walked over to the roses that Daniel had bought her, picked them up, and threw them in the trash. Then she invited Jason over.

As he walked in the door, Audra put her arms around him, and buried her head in his shoulder.

Whoa Audra, what's this? Are you ok?

I'm fine. You were right, this baby needs a mother and a father. So, yes Jason, I'll marry you.

Really? That's so awesome!

Since Audra was so close to her due date, they went down to the courthouse the next day and got married by a Justice of the Peace.

And it was just in time.

Audra went into labor the day after they got married.

Whoa dude! You're having the baby! What should I do?

I don't know Jason! It's my first time too! Maybe...call somebody!

A few minutes later, as the paramedics were checking Audra out, Jason got to hold his new son.

Hey little buddy. Mommy won't let me call you Gretzky, but she liked Wayne. So that's your new name little buddy. Wayne Gretzky Phelps.

<- TOWN NEWS: Jamie / TOWN NEWS: Maja ->

TOWN NEWS: Jamie

2006-07-21T07:47:00.000-05:00

This is a little ditty about Keith and Jamie. Two American kids growing up in the...

Oops. Got carried away there.

Jamie was an artist at heart, and would paint whenever she could find the time.

Keith's favorite hobby was showing off his muscles.

They also had to make a living, so while Keith was off saving the country as a Flight Officer for the military, Jamie went to work in the local record store. Meanwhile, she patiently waited for Keith to propose to her. Keith, however, seemed to want to do things in a different order than Jamie did.

Hey Jamie. I saw a house for sale down the street that would be perfect for us. How about we go over there later and check it out?

I don't know Keith. That's a pretty big step for us, don't you think? I mean, we're not even engaged, much less married. No I think we should keep renting this place for a while.

Keith got up and walked away from the table, headed out to his car and drove off.

A couple of hours later, Keith came home to find Jamie lost in her latest painting. Well, just watch and see what happened next...

Hey Jamie?

Yeah?

Mmmm what was that for Keith?

I just want to be with you Jamie. I'm ready to commit to you and start a family. So let's do it. Let's get married.

Keith! You're proposing to me? Finally!

Yes Keith, let's do it. Let's get married!

That night they celebrated...

...and celebrated...

...and celebrated.
(Careful guys, that bed's fully loaded)

A month later, they drove out to a small church in the country to get married.

They said their vows...

...and exchanged their rings...

...then had their first kiss as Husband & Wife.

Ok, and they had a second First Kiss.

Psst. Guys. Cut it out. I'm trying to tell a story here.

Newlyweds. Geez.

After the honeymoon, Keith & Jamie moved into the house down the street that Keith wanted to buy. It had plenty of room for a big family and...

*Author looks over script*

Hey! Didn't anybody tell these two about the one kid rule? *throwing script up in air*

Uh oh. And someone better tell Jamie quick...

<- THERESA: Update 4, Pt 2 / TOWN NEWS: Audra ->

THERESA: Update Four Pt 2

2006-07-20T09:39:00.000-05:00

Despite Kitty's appearance in town and her claims that Ned was the father of her son, things were going well for Ned and Theresa. Everything was quiet and Kitty had managed to stay out of their lives.

Then one morning Theresa woke up with a stomach bug that kept her running to the bathroom.

Later at a routine checkup, her doctor would confirm her suspicions. Theresa was pregnant. Even though they had wanted to wait until they had more money and a bigger house, Ned and Theresa were excited at the news.

Then one day the doorbell rang. Theresa didn't recognize the woman at first, since all she saw was her blonde hair and deep tan.

The woman turned around and flashed a wicked smile at Theresa.

Well well. Theresa Lookin. As I live and breathe.

Kitty Crumbower? What are you doing here?

Looking for Ned. Is he home?

Kitty put her son down on the ground to play with his teddy bear while she waited for Theresa's answer. But Theresa wasn't in the mood to play Kitty's games. Her pregnancy was wreaking havoc on her hormones.

Get over it Kitty. He's not interested. Go find someone else to dig your claws into.

Kitty flashed a look down at Theresa's stomach.

Oh you have a little bump. Isn't that cute.

Theresa put her hand on her stomach, feeling as if she had to protect her unborn child from Kitty's eyes.

I just wanted to apologize to Ned for our little argument before, and see if he wants to spend some time with Jackson.

She pointed to the little boy playing in the grass. Theresa looked over at the boy, wondering at first why Ned would want to play with Kitty's son. Then she got a good look at him.

The look on her face must have said it all, leaving Kitty with even more ammo then before.

Oh didn't he tell you? Jackson is Ned's kid. Ned and I had him. Together. We're his parents.

An image flashed through Theresa's mind...

She reached out and grabbed Kitty by the throat, choking her until she fell to the ground, the life draining out of her. Theresa laughed a maniacal laugh as Kitty took her last breath. "Take that WITCH!" she said. She kicked the lifeless body, told the boy to disappear (which he obediently did), then went back inside, wiping the Kitty Scum off her hands.

Theresa shook her head, bringing her back into reality. Choking her to death would be great, but Theresa knew a better way to get to Kitty that wouldn't get her arrested.

Oh yeah I can tell your a mother. You have toddler snot or something on your dress there.

Ewww! Get it off of me! Oh my gosh, this is a new dress! Where is it?

As Kitty looked down, Theresa flipped her finger up quickly, getting Kitty in the face.

Theresa broke out in laughter, only half believing that her trick actually worked.

Boy, you're as dumb as they come, aren't you? I can't believe you fell for that!

Kitty threw her arms down to her side, her face turning bright red with anger.

I HATE YOU THERESA LOOKIN!

Correction. It's Theresa Jagger.

UGGG!

As Kitty stormed off, Theresa yelled out one final bit of advice.

Hey Theresa, don't forget your kid.

Kitty stopped in her tracks, turned around, stormed back over to Jackson, snatched him and his bear up off the ground, and stormed away again.

That evening when Ned got home, he walked into the kitchen to find his wife scrubbing furiously.

Uh oh. What happened.

Theresa threw her sponge down and walked over to Ned.

What happened? You want to know what happened? Ned you....UGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

After getting Theresa to calm down enough for her to tell him what she was upset about, Ned explained one important thing to her.

Theresa, the one and only night I had with Kitty Crumbower happened before I even met you. I was drunk and...

He stopped before he described the night in too much detail.

I don't even think that kid is mine. She's slept with tons of men. It could be anybody's kid.

He wrapped his arms around Theresa and looked in her eyes.

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking about how much I really hate that woman.

I love you Theresa.

I love you too Ned.

<- THERESA: Update 4 Pt 1 / TOWN NEWS: Jamie ->

THERESA: Update Four Pt 1

2006-07-20T08:35:00.000-05:00

Theresa and Ned were sitting in the living room watching TV when the phone rang. Ned got up and answered the phone.

Hello?
Hi Maggie. Yes, she's here.

He reached out to hand the phone to Theresa.

Theresa, it's your sister. Good luck.

Theresa took the phone, a little nervous to talk to her sister this time.

Hey Maggie.
Good, you?
Umm, let me think if there's anything new going on around here...

Theresa paced around the house, talking to her sister and updating her on Ned and her job as a Patrol Officer. A few minutes later, she hung the phone up and walked back over to Ned.

Ned wrapped his arms around Theresa and asked her how the phone call went.

It was ok. She was surprisingly easy to talk to this time. Must have upped her meds or something.

Did you tell her? About us?

Yes I did. She was excited and made me thank her for sending you here.

I meant about last night. Did you tell her about that?

You mean about us getting married? Oops. Must have slipped my mind.

Theresa, you're bad.

Just as Theresa was asking Ned to join her upstairs, the phone rang. It was Jesse. Ned listened as his brother told him that Kitty Crumbower was in town. He hung up the phone, took a deep breath and called Jag. After relaying the news to his oldest brother, Ned hung up the phone and turned to Theresa.

I have to go out for a little while, but hold that thought. I won't be long.

He kissed Theresa and walked out the door to go find Kitty Crumbower. It didn't take him long to locate her.

Ned! Baby!

Stop. What are you doing here Kitty?

Now why do you boys keep asking me that? Can't a girl try out a new town?

Not you. You don't do anything for no reason.

Kitty took a step towards Ned and put her seductive face on.

Ned. Remember that night in my parents pool house?

Don't make me sick. I'd rather not remember that.

Oh come on Ned. You must have some feelings left for me.

I'll tell you the same thing I told you the last time you tried this. I never did have any feelings for you Kitty. It was a one night stand a long time ago. You've caused enough damage for me and my brothers. Why don't you just go back to whatever rock you crawled out from under.

Oh phooey. At least I saved you from marrying that horrible Theresa girl.

Just as Ned was getting ready to argue with Kitty about calling his wife horrible, he heard a sound come from inside the house.

What was that?

What was what? I didn't hear anything.

I did. I thought I heard...

Ned turned and started to walk into Kitty's house. Kitty got a grin on her face.

Stop. Ned. Oh no, a cute man is walking into my house.

He followed the noise inside, and soon found himself standing at the upstairs landing.

Kitty? You have a kid?

Yeah he's mine.

Since when did you have a kid?

Kitty leaned down and picked her son up.

Since you got me pregnant in my parents pool house.

Whoa whoa whoa. That's not my kid. You aren't going to pin this on me Kitty.

Oh give me a break Ned. Look at him. He's yours all right.

She took her son downstairs and handed him a cracker. Ned followed her down, still dazed by what she was claiming.

What do you want from me Kitty? What is it going to take for you to leave me & Theresa alone?

Kitty gasped loudly, then blew up at Ned.
You're back with her?! You have a lot of nerve Ned Jagger. Leaving me there alone. Pregnant with your kid. Going off to marry...her.

Ned waved his hand at her, sick of arguing and wanting to get home to Theresa.

There's no way that kid is mine. You slept with almost every man in town. A lot of them had blonde hair. Doesn't mean he's mine.

Ned turned to walk away, but took one last look at the toddler sitting on the floor.

Good luck Kitty. Have a nice life...hopefully very far away from here.

He went home and picked up with Theresa where they had left off.

As he drifted off to sleep, Ned's thoughts drifted back to the little boy that was sitting on Kitty's floor eating crackers.

He does look like me.

<- SUZIE: Update 4 / THERESA: Update 4 Pt 2 ->

SUZIE: Update Four

2006-07-19T18:04:00.000-05:00

Suzie walked into the living room to find Nolan reading a book. She hated to interrupt him, but she needed to talk to him.

Nolan? Do you have a minute?

For you Suzie, I have a lot of minutes.

He closed the book and put it back on the bookshelf.

What's up? You ready to go break in the car?

Suzie giggled.
No Nolan. Well yes, but not right now. I need to tell you something first.

Nolan reached his hand out and placed it on Suzie's cheek.
Damn woman, you are sexy.

Suzie felt herself getting weak at the knees again.
Nolan. I really have to tell you something.

I have something to tell you too Suzie.

You do? What?

This.

Nolan grabbed Suzie and started kissing her on the neck and down the front of her shirt. Lost in the moment, Suzie totally forgot about what she wanted to tell Nolan.

Until the nausea came back. Suzie pushed Nolan off of her and ran towards the bathroom. Confused, Nolan stood in the spot where his wife had, for the first time, pushed him away.

Suzie? What did I do wrong?

Nolan walked into the bathroom just as Suzie was standing back up again.

Suzie? Are you ok?

He reached his hand out and rubbed her back.

I'm more than ok Nolan. That's what I've been trying to tell you. I'm pregnant.

Pregnant?

Yes, pregnant.

Geez. That is so sexy Suzie.

Suzie blushed as she extended her arm, blocking Nolan from coming any closer.

Hold it Tiger. Let me brush my teeth.

After brushing her teeth, Nolan and Suzie went for a little ride in the car.

Suzie's job was very physically demanding and her doctor had instructed her to take an extended leave of absence for the remainder of her pregnancy. At first she fought it, but after noticing how tired she was getting at work, Suzie gave in and took her maternity leave.

Being home was boring for Suzie. She missed being where the action was. She wanted to be out there catching the bad guys, not home watching her feet disappear. She always had Nolan's days off to look forward to though. It didn't matter to her if they were breaking in another piece of furniture, or just playing chess. She just loved being with him.

Then one day, just as she was getting ready to beat Nolan at chess, she jumped out of her seat and started waving her arm around in the air.

Suzie? What are you doing?

Trying to get someone's attention up there. I'm getting ready to go into labor and I don't want them to miss it.

Nolan jumped out of his seat.

Labor?! You mean, you're having the baby?

Yes Nolan that's ooooowwww what I mean!

Wow Suzie. I feel so responsible. Does it hurt?

Of course it hurts and yes Nolan, you and your demon seed did this to me. OOOWWWW!

But you liked it when I was doing it.

Now is not the time Nolan.

Right. Breathe Suzie.

A couple of puffs and a magical spin later, and little Ryan Haggerty was born.

Suzie handed Ryan to his Daddy.

Here Nolan, why don't you hold Ryan.

Why don't you go lay down Suzie. You look exhausted.

I will. Give me a sec.

Suzie? What are you doing? You already had the baby.

One minute Nolan. Kinda busy here. Owwwwww.

Puff Puff Spin, and the Haggerty's welcome their daughter Regan into the family.

Is NOBODY in this story listening to me?

<- SUZI: The Wedding / THERESA: Update 4 Pt 1 ->

SUZI: The Wedding

2006-07-19T16:50:00.000-05:00

Suzi and Jesse's wedding was only a few hours away. After being convinced by his brother Jag to tell Suzi the truth, Jesse decided to come clean about his job.

Suzi, can we sit down and talk for a minute?

Sure Jesse. Is something wrong?

Ask me again after we talk.

He held her hand in his, running his thumb over her fingers. I hope Jag knows what he's talking about.

You're not getting cold feet I hope.

No way. I just wanted to tell you something that I haven't exactly been up front about with you.

Jesse took a deep breath.

I rob banks for a living.

Suzi stared at him with a blank look on her face.

And?

And what? That's what I wanted to tell you. I'm a bank robber.

That's it? Well I already knew that Jesse.

You did? How?

That girl that tried to break in, she knew you. I called the police station and asked about her. She's a known bank robber. I put two and two together. The spurts of money. The odd hours. And the black and white striped outfit in the closet helped a little too.

Jesse hugged Suzi tightly, relieved to have his secret out in the open.

Whew, that's a huge weight off my shoulders.

We'll talk about you changing careers later. We have a wedding to get ready for now.

But I don't want to change...oh forget it. Ok.

Three hours later, the wedding was on. Jesse invited both of his brothers, Jag and Ned, along with Jag's wife Beans and Ned's girlfriend Theresa. Suzi invited a friend from work, Marcie Landgraab and a neighbor from down the street, Alvin Andrews.

The couple decided to write their own vows:

I, Jesse, take you, Suzi, to be my wife. I promise to love all your cats (when you finally get some) and to never buy a dog. I vow to always be ready to put out all the fires and beat up all the burglars that might come your way.

I, Suzi, take you, Jesse, to be my husband. I promise to overlook all the odd hours you put in at "work" and to never ask to see your "office". I vow to always be ready to lie to the police, telling them that you were home with me all night playing chess and looking through the telescope.

As they exchanged rings, Suzi leaned in to Jesse and whispered a question to him:

Jesse. You actually bought these rings right?

Of course I did Suzi.

Just checkin'.

As Suzi and Jesse had their first kiss as Mr & Mrs Jagger, they received a standing ovation from their friends and family watching. Some of the ladies in the audience did seem a little distracted though.

Uh ladies? You do realize we're standing right here as you're swooning over the old guy in the back row, don't you? Ladies?

Beans came up to Suzi afterwards to give her a special congratulatory hug.

So you realize what this means, do you Suzi?

No Beans, what?

We have the same name now - Suzy Jagger and Suzi Jagger.

Wow. How cool is that!

The newlyweds wasted no time in cutting the cake, if only to distract the other ladies from the power of Alvin's seductory ways.

Jesse, remember what I told you. I love this dress and I don't want cake all over it.

I know. I remember.

Jesse & Suzi cut a piece of cake together, then Jesse grabbed a fork and carefully fed it to his bride, without getting a crumb on her dress. After Suzi fed Jesse his bite, she grabbed her own piece.

She sat down and devoured her cake, not noticing that her dress had gotten caught on the table and was stuck under the plate that her cake was on.

After everyone was done eating, it was time for the couple's first dance as husband and wife. Jesse wrapped his arms around his wife and pulled her close. As "Feels So Right" by Alabama played, he sang softly to her.

His brothers ended up joining in, Jag with his wife and Ned with his girlfriend. Marcie Landgraab joined in too, going stag since her husband was working late.

That night after the party was over, Jesse and Suzi wore themselves out on their special bed. Three times (yes three times!) later, they both finally turned over and fell asleep.

<- SUZI: Update Four / SUZIE: Update Four ->

SUZI: Update Four

2006-07-19T16:14:00.000-05:00

Jesse was out for a walk around the neighborhood when a woman with a dark tan and long blonde hair grabbed his attention.

That can't be...

He turned away and started walking again, certain he was seeing someone that just looked like her. But she looked too much like her to be somebody else. He turned towards her again to take another look.

Oh no. This can't be good.

He walked towards the house, trying to think of how to approach her. Before he could come up with something, she saw him. A squeaky screech let out from the yard as she shuffled towards him, not able to fully run in her short skirt and high heels.

Oh my gawd, Jesse Jagger! I can't believe it's you!

As she got close enough to attempt a hug, Jesse took a step back.

Kitty Crumbower. What the heck are you doing in Pleasantview?

Aren't you happy to see me Jesse?

Not at all. Which one of my brothers are you after now?

She crossed her arms in defiance.
Who said I'm after one of your stupid brothers. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Give it up Kitty. Who are you here to make life a living hell for, Ned or Jag?

Maybe I'm here for you Loverboy.

Oh give me a break Kitty. Now out with it. Ned or Jag?

For your information Jesse, I'm not here for either of them. I just needed to start over in a new town that's all. How would I know that you guys would all live here too?

Went through all the guys in Harrisonburg, did you?

Now now Jesse. You know I don't kiss and tell. But, if that's an offer, I accept.

Over my dead body.

Oooo sounds kinky.

I'm warning you Kitty. Stay away from my brothers. I know you can't understand this concept, but they're happy. They don't need you stepping in and screwing everything up. For once in your pathetic little life, do something right and stay away from them.

Jesse stormed away, feeling nothing but rage towards Kitty and the strong need to protect his brothers. When he got home, he made the necessary phone calls.

Hey Ned, it's Jesse. Hey man, you won't believe who I just saw in town.
No, it was Kitty Crumbower.
Yes I'm sure it's her. I talked to her.
No, she hasn't changed one bit.
No man, I didn't mention Theresa. That would have just put Kitty on the prowl again.
Yeah, call Jag would you? I have to go to work.
Thanks Ned. Later.

But it wasn't technically work that Jesse had to do. What he had to do was more like practicing for work.

Oh yeah Suzi. I love the blue lacey curtains. What man wouldn't?

Oh cccccccrappppppp. Bbbbbbbbustedddddddddd.

Jesse couldn't concentrate on his "studies". Between his concern for what Kitty was up to, and his wedding day coming up in just one day, he was too distracted to work.

Tomorrow, I'm going to be a married man.

And one of these days, I've going to have to tell her what I do for a living.

<- KATE: Update Four / SUZI: The Wedding ->

KATE: Update Four

2006-07-19T15:27:00.000-05:00

Kate's mother decided to invite herself over for dinner so that she could meet Trent. Kate started noticing that during the evening, her mother was being nicer and nicer to Trent. Could it be that she actually liked him? Could it be that Kate finally did something right in her mother's eyes?

After dinner, Trent approached Kate with a question.

Hey, at dinner your mom said something about needing a bigger house. What was that all about?

Bigger house? Us? Hmm. I don't know. Let me think. Why would we need a bigger house?

Trent put his arms around Kate's shoulders.

Kate! Are you? You're not?! Are you?!

Yes Trent. I am.

Trent reached down and touched Kate's stomach.

Wow. We're going to have a baby.

And eventually we will need that bigger house, although it could wait for a little while I think.

Six months later, the Browns were very close to their baby's due date. Trent loved rubbing Kate's stomach. He was amazed at the concept of his baby growing inside of her.

Geez Trent, can I just walk through the room for once without you stopping me?

No way. I have to say hello as often as I can. I want the baby to know my voice.

Kate was feeling very pregnant and very ready to have her baby. There weren't many times during the day that she was actually comfortable any more.

Of course she did have some hobbies that helped her get her mind off of how uncomfortable she was.

Oh hi Kate. What are you doing?

Nothing. Don't mind me. Keep going. I'm just here to watch.

Ok. *Trent laughs*

Trent had been working out a lot lately. He had quit his job as a mailman and had been hired as an All Star. It was his dream job, but it meant he had to stay in top shape. Lookin' good there Trent.

Unfortunately it also meant long grueling hours. He kept his cell phone close to him though, in case Kate needed anything and for when she went into labor. It was the one call he didn't want to miss.

But as Murphy's Law would have it, Kate didn't have time to call Trent when she went into labor. As she was walking out of the shower, the pain quickly hit. Before she knew it, she was holding their new baby.

Aww, hello little angel. I'm your Mommy. You're a precious one, aren't you? What was that name that Daddy liked so much? Oh yes. Jillian. That's your new name. Jillian Brown.

Trent was upset about missing his daughter's birth, but he made up for in the amount of attention he gave her. He tucked her in and gave her a kiss on the forehead, taking in her baby scent as he kissed her. Then he went to give his wife a different kind of kiss.

Well Kate, you sure do make one beautiful baby.

Oh well, you had a little to do with it Trent.

Yeah I suppose I did.

Hey, guess who called me today?

Who?

Deb Von Tristenburg. She said that we're allowed to have more than one baby now. Isn't that great?

Really? Awesome! Let's go.

*giggles* Ok!

Hey guys. Stop that. Deb lied. ONE KID PER FAMILY. That's the rule and it's not changing.

Trent?

Kate?

<- IVY: Update Four / SUZI: Update Four ->

IVY: Update Four

2006-07-18T21:10:00.000-05:00

Welcome to life in the Walton household. Where the sun is always shining (except at nighttime) and the birds are always chirping (except when they're asleep).

And Ivy and Elmer are constantly in wedded bliss.

Ok, welcome to the real Walton household...

Mommy? Daddy? Hellooooo? Someone? Anyone? Yoo hoo! I want out! Baby has to peeeeeee!

Don't worry, I got ya Buddy.

Daddy! Thank goodness. To the potty! Quick!

Ivy, you left Tristen in the high chair again. You've got to stop doing that.

I did? Rut roh.

It's a good thing you're wearing that bathing suit. You know I can't stay mad at you when you're in that. *Elmer wiggles his eyebrows*

Why do you think I wear it so often?

Between her husband, their son and her demanding job as a Record Store Clerk, Ivy still found time to hang out with her friends. One of her best friends is Nolan Haggerty (yes, that's Suzie Scorpio Haggerty's hubby).

You realize that I'm going to beat the pants off of you, don't you Nolan?

Like always Ivy and yet, I keep coming back for more.

Typical male.

I'll ignore that. So how are things at home Ivy?

Pretty good, although sometimes Elmer is a little...

A little what? Ha - got your Knight.

A little...serious. He really pushes Tristen to learn things all the time. There's no time for fun. I had him out on the trampoline and Elmer freaked out that he had to practice his alphabet. He's just a little kid. Kids should have fun. Check Mate.

What? Already? We just started. That's impossible.

Read 'em and weep Nolan.

Geez. When will I learn to stop playing this dumb game with you.

Probably never. Same time tomorrow?

Of course.

As Ivy hugged her friend goodbye, he left her with some parting advice.

Hey, go easy on Elmer. He's doing what he thinks is right for that boy of yours. He's a good guy.

Yeah. He is, isn't he? Thanks Nolan.

Ivy went back home, got back in her bathing suit and got back to doing a whole lot of ... nothing. First she spent some time tending to her plants.

Then she started a new painting. As she painted she thought about what Nolan said. Elmer is a good guy and she knew he was only doing what he thought was best for Tristen, she just wished he could lighten up sometimes. She wanted him to be more spontaneous. Do things out of the blue. Things that were totally unexpected. Things that...

Woowee!

Nevermind. *grin*

<- DEB: Update Four /KATE: Update Four ->