JENN: Changes

We're bravely going back to Jenn's house again today. I hope things have calmed down since the last time we were here.


Whoa! Jenn, you're pregnant!

Thanks for clearing that up.

But...do I have to actually ask, or are you just going to tell me?

I'll tell you. It's Ron's baby. And no, I haven't heard back from him. And yes, I tried to call him and no, he didn't answer my calls.

What about ummm...Darren?

I haven't heard from him either. He must have grown a conscience.

Yeah they tend to do that.

But I do have some good news.

Cool. Let's hear it.

I'd rather show you. It's someone I found walking past the house and, well, I think he could be the one.

No way!

Way.


Hey, that's Wallis. But I was saving him for the next generation Jenn.

Please. I want to keep him. He makes me feel all funky.

Psst. Jenn. You're staring at him.

I know. I can't help it. I do that a lot around him.

You like him that much?

Yes. That much.

Well Hallejuah. I'll let you keep him if he's willing to Grilled Cheese himself for you. I don't think you'd be happy with him wanting to WooHoo with 20 Sims, like he does now.

Whoa. I feel really wierd. What is this strange sensation I'm feeling?

Happiness Jenn. You're glowing.

Shut up.

Ah. Welcome back.

A little later, after some pre-conditioning from Jenn...


So, exactly what is this thing again Jenn?

It's a RobsChangeYourBrainInator.

What does it do exactly?

It'll change you from a Romance sim to a Grilled Cheese sim, like me.

Whoa. You want me to stop romancing all the ladies in town?

It's not like you've had the chance to romance anyone Wallis - except me.


Plus I've seen your bolts. I know how much you like me. If you change, you get to stay here with me. Forever.

Well, that was rather impressive in there. I've never met a girl that can lift her leg that high.

It's my patented Jenn Smash High Kick. Comes in handy in all types of situations.

I'll do it. But wait...do I get to keep my...

Yes.

Whew. Ok. Here goes nothing.


Hey, it's a little warmer then I thought it would be.


OWW! Jenn! It's got my head! It's burning. Oh no, my hair! My face! Please don't burn my hair. Not my face!


Get it off of me! Ow, this hurts!

*Wallis manages to get his head out of the machine*


Whoa. What's this?

That's your stomach Wallis.

You mean, I have other organs?

Yup. And now it'll be your stomach controlling your actions, instead of what you used to think with.


Shhh. Be quiet. Smell that?

It's grilled cheese. You'll be able to smell it from miles away now.

My organ wants one. The new one, I mean.

Actually I believe you want about 200 of them.

Mmmm....yes, 200 sounds good. Wait a minute. The other organ, it still works right?

Of course. If you don't believe me, turn around.


*sluurrrrrrp*


Hot dog. It still works.




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