BABY NEWS: Jenn

After talking the situation over with Wallis, Jenn decided to try one more time to let Ron know that he was going to be a father. She wrote him a letter and sent it by certified mail. Despite the fact that Ron had signed for the letter, she still never heard from him.


Even though he didn't know Ron, Wallis was getting frustrated with his lack of involvement.

How can he not want to be part of this? Even in my Romance days, I wouldn't have just ignored something like this.

Hey Wallis, wanna get married?

Are you proposing to me Jenn?

Yeah. I guess I am.


Yes I do.

Jenn and Wallis drove down to the Justice of the Peace later that evening and exchanged vows. They celebrated with a game of chess.


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Hey Jenn.

Yeah?

Do you want to have a baby?

Geez Wallis. Where have you been.

No. I mean...with me. Don't you want to have one together?

We're not allowed to. There's some weird One Kid rule in this neighborhood.

*Wallis hung his head slightly*

Oh.


It wasn't long before the labor pains hit and the baby was on it's way into the world. It appears as if Wallis thinks that Jenn looks pretty good in pain.


And soon enough, she was holding her new son.


Wooooo! Yea little...uh, what are you naming him?

Beau. Beau Thompson.

He's getting my last name?

Why not? It's mine too and Ron's made it pretty clear that he doesn't care. You don't have a problem with it, do you?

Are you kidding? I love it.


Over the next few months, Wallis really bonded with little Beau.


He even helped with the diaper changes, baths and feedings. As a matter of fact, he was being such a good father to a child that wasn't even his...


Uh Wallis? Remember when you said you wanted to have another baby?

Yeah.

Well I don't think this is from too many Grilled Cheese sandwiches.

And just when life was settling down for this little family, Ron called. Apparently the news had finally sunk in.


What do you mean I never told you! I called but you never called me back. I even sent you a letter, which you signed for.
Well if you didn't read it, that's your fault not mine.

She slammed the phone down, wishing she still fit in her Jenn Smash outfit.

Everything ok Jenn?

No! That was Ron.

Want me to beat him up for you?

Yes.

Done. Let me just finish feeding Beau.

Funny how opportunity sometimes knocks when you least expect it...


Hey! What are you doing here with my girlfriend?

What? Who's your girlfriend?

Jenn is!


Funny how you don't even know that she's married.

What? Jenn you married this guy? How could you? What about us?

(Jenn, to the baby) Look sweetie. Daddy is beating up the sperm donor.


You've got a lot of nerve strolling in here after all this time.

It's only been a little over a year man. I was trying to find myself.

Doesn't look like you succeeded. Your shirt says "Armando".

It's a nickname!


Get out of here and stay away from my wife and our son.

All right. Don't hit me. I'll go. I don't want anything to do with that kid anyway. I only came back to see if she wanted to practice making another one.


After throwing Ron out by his shirt, Wallis walked back over to Jenn and Beau.

Geez, what did you ever see in that guy?

He uh...wasn't who I thought he was.

Jenn Career Update: Fast Food Shift Manager
Wallis Career Update: Gas Station Attendant


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